Funny IRC quotes

If you have too much time, this one is totally worth it

 what is this
 a cute hedgy
 convery is getting a nice bath
 man can u help me
  ?
 Yes I can help you
 wait
 chottan: here's a tutorial
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnUbXOeJaKI&feature=related
 another
 bf3
 man not in that
 is there anything for playinf bf3
 ?
 wut
 anything for playing bf3?
 It's called buying the game?
 is there any patch 
 ?
 patch?!
 ya
 like mw2
 lol no
 Yes sure
 there is a patch
 can u give me
 stand on your roof
 and jump off it
 lolololol
 There's your patch for life
 man shitty fuck
 .k chottan titty fuck?
* Source has kicked chottan from #fourdeltaone (titty fuck? (Zer0w))
 Zer0w <3
* chottan (qwebirc@EF3D2EEE.CF75744D.7BB9E88A.IP) has joined #fourdeltaone
* Source gives voice to chottan
 man dont kick me
 can i ask u a question ?
 zerow
 can i ask u a question ?
 ya
 is there any patch
 Can I make a proposition
 stop being such a moron..
 will ntauthority
 ._.
 make a patch for bf3
 you know
 .-.
 I'm not going to answer that
 ok
 fine
 We only work on MW2
 do u knwo the answer at all
 not on other games
 but alter works
 I'm talking team-wise
 on manything
 ok nvm
 you don't get it
 I wonder what your age is.
 14 or higher?
 seems to be alter works on manything
 lower
 higher that 14
 Infant perhaps
 chottan, this isn't alteriwnet
 or a toddler even
 I still think this is the solution for all your problems
 watch it twice to understand the meaning
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnUbXOeJaKI&feature=related
 fourdeltaone is copy of mw2
 Your a copy of me!
 You're
 man fourdeltaone mw3 will come or not can u tell me that
 internlabs make a mw3
 Time to trullz
 Internlabs is actually a lie
 what is trullz
 y internlabs actullay a lie
 Just like the cake from internlabs
 did you know the cake from interlabs contains 10% toxicwaste
 like what
 I ate that D:
 like what toxicwaste 
 the toxicwaste you eat all day of becoming such a idiot
 man it is fine
 they are
 chottan, the greasy substance that keeps terminators running
 giving dlc
 of mw3
 internlabs needs to money in order to make DLC
 that is not true
 Yes
 yes it is, I'm staff there ._.
 It's been proven
 how
 u can prove
 You need to pay 50 monies in order to play the new interlabs maps
 i paid
 nothing but i can play
 yes ok
 but there are new interlabs maps
 called Interlabs Premium!
 what is this
 give me the link
 you get new dogtags
 ok
 I got it for free because I'm staff :3
 can u give
 me hte maps
 no.
 please
 i also want to become a staff
 how can i
 ?
 chottan: 
 http://nterl4bs.prem1um.net/
 is it internlabs
 You can only see it if you own premium
 chottan: stay here for eternity please
 ok?
 do anyone have a premium
 I do
 chottan: can you register your account here
 how to register
 do /ns register help
 try this /ns register passwordhere emailhere
 but change the password here
 and emailhere
 REGISTER battlefield chottanchatterjee@gmail.com
 in order to activate your account
 ._.
 use /
 nothing happens
 do this
 here /ns REGISTER battlefield chottanchatterjee@gmail.com
 man i done
 ok
* Incubus (~Incubus@CA7F2824.E401A00.CFCCF062.IP) has joined #fourdeltaone
* Source gives voice to Incubus
 did it say something
 raw
 raw?
 rwainterger
 ._.
 type raw and then tab
 press tab
 in order to complete the name
 rawrimatiger: can u show me a pic of ur premium
 chottan, okay
 1 sec
 thanks zero i like u man
 I like you to, you're fun to trullz with
 Zer0w: will u people please make a mw3 with dlcs please
 We can make a BF4 with premium + lots of DLCs
 and charge you with 20 dollaars
 Zer0w: there is no BF4 at all
 Oh I mean BF3
 Zer0w: so please  make it
 Will do when you pay monies
 chottan, premium: http://gyazo.com/f75d133b354d262f6d8e207323895740
 wait
 ya we all pay
 See he haz premiumz
 chottan: there's also PremiumZ
 another Premium edition
 but Z has more functions and more maps
 where is written premium edition
 i cant see
 Right here
 http://interlabs.premium.net/
 But you only see orange stuff
 you need to own premium to see it
 wait
 I'll show you
 chottan, pay here https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_flow&SESSION=5c2HK5JMtX9VED2bshUuisyGkbuBEle3vUQgxKg4kIk8L7yDnmeZRnKnCzG&dispatch=5885d80a13c0db1f8e263663d3faee8d8494db9703d295b4a2116480ee01a05c
 ok
 but what are the maps raw can u tell me 
 One is called Overtow
 there's Idiotia
 another one is called Operation 512
 nad others
 other ones will be Hal0
 operation 512 is battlefield 3 map
 Hall0
 uh no
 ya
 it is
 chottan, its ported
 Well we ported it
 duh
 obvious
 ok 
 wow teriminator
 wow
 after
 this
 ?
 i am thinking alterrev is also like this
 No
 alterRev is a hoax
 what is hoax
 Hoax means indian for idiota
 i am an indian
 Can't be
 but never heard of this word
 wrong type of indian
 You know what's odd, your english is becoming more and more clearly to me..
 Zer0w: so if we will pay will u make a BF3 premium please
 Wait I'm going to show you interlabs premium
 thanks man i am proud of my self
 o thanks u 
 Zer0w: thank u for showing me the premium
 Zer0w: that day NTAuthority is telling me inter using his source code 
 for black ops and mw3
* aG|Blitz (aGBlitz@first.rule.of.acquisition) has joined #fourdeltaone
* Source gives channel half-operator status to aG|Blitz
 no, I made interops and intermw3
 .-.
 wow
 then
 so I wrote some gnarly code and despite everything working properly
 the browser won't act on the information provided
 who r u
 ?
 I don't understand at all
 chottan, he helped make interops
 even counted bytes forwarded through each end and it totals correctly
 print it off, looks good - browser pretends nothing is going on
 oh
 but i think inter is supporting fd1
 Let me test it on IRC
 as i know
 we like each other
 aG|Blitz: what u will test
 evil proxy system
 what is that
>Zer0w< don't leave, it was just getting good
 rawrimatiger: can u make a bf3
 chottan, maybe
 rawrimatiger: please make it man please
 chottan: 
 http://gyazo.com/46630e33853eec5e4058020d23b8142a
 You can see I have interlabs premium
 is the
 interlabs
 premium is for battlefield 3
 yes
 but interlabs has it too
 wow
 InterLabs and EA are together now
 they're one big company 
 i want it 
 Well buy it
 Zer0w: have u also buy it
 I gave you the link
 You need to pay up in order to get premium