Hello everyone!

I'm gonna teach you how to do nothing. Ready?

Let's start

 

 

 

 

You're done! Congratulations you're doing nothing

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I dont understand the extracting part. :S

I dont understand the extracting part. :S

 

Want me to go more in the details?

Can you explain me how to do this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pls halp

I don't understand.

You can't really do nothing, as you're breathing, looking at something, etc, etc...

You can't really do nothing, as you're breathing, looking at something, etc, etc...

No need to get technical :3

It would've been funnier if you made a long, serious guide about it.

It would've been funnier if you made a long, serious guide about it.

 

... that would be some very complicated stuff.

Anyone could write a serious guide about doing nothing.

It would've been funnier if you made a long, serious guide about it.

 

... that would be some very complicated stuff.

 

It's complicated enough already in my opinion.

 

It would've been funnier if you made a long, serious guide about it.

 

... that would be some very complicated stuff.

Anyone could write a serious guide about doing nothing.

 

Sorry but for this I'd have to do something. :/

Doing nothing.

 

Everyone does something. Playing games, watching TV, understanding IRC; everybody's doing something. But there is a thing called doing nothing. People know about it, want to try it, attempt it, and then fail. Why? Because the human mind is too clever to focus on nothing. It has to actually do something, otherwise it may spontaneously combust - like a white phosphorous grenade. I've seen people break at trying nothing, just lose their minds, and it hurts to see the human race struggle at something so simple. We sent a man to the moon, and we made Justin Long a star - America said no, but we fucking did it. Oh yes we did; but why do we fail at simple tasks, that require energy less than breathing? We don't do jack, but we're doing something. How is that possible? I cannot believe that people don't know how to do nothing, really it does amaze me something else.

 

Nothing is the equivalent of everything. Nothing is something that everybody has, but wants more. Everything is something people want, but has nothing. If we have nothing, we have everything. If we have everything, we have nothing. Because nothing is coordinate to having a lot. If we had everything, why would we want nothing? Because of NTA the media, they've made it so that we just want more and more and more, but in reality we want nothing, and we just don't know it yet, however if we even try to let ourselves want nothing, we shut that feeling down and tell ourselves we want everything. It's not right, the human mind deserves nothing, it requires nothing and we tell it that we need everything. Why? Why should we fill our minds on something that doesn't exist? Why should we poison ourselves on something that doesn't exist, yet bypass the integrity of a free thing which costs naught, weighs a blank weight and is the size of nonexistence itself? We are the free society that are enabled to our own thought and freedom of mind, but don't care as so much to do nothing. The media has made it into our own heads to want everything, so that nothing is gone from the books. No way, no more can this happen, no more should we suffer the consequences that corporate America want us to suffer, we need to be our people, need to stand out strong and be tall be everything we can, to be the onething we all must need - NOTHING.

Doing nothing.

 

Everyone does something. Playing games, watching TV, understanding IRC; everybody's doing something. But there is a thing called doing nothing. People know about it, want to try it, attempt it, and then fail. Why? Because the human mind is too clever to focus on nothing. It has to actually do something, otherwise it may spontaneously combust - like a white phosphorous grenade. I've seen people break at trying nothing, just lose their minds, and it hurts to see the human race struggle at something so simple. We sent a man to the moon, and we made Justin Long a star - America said no, but we fucking did it. Oh yes we did; but why do we fail at simple tasks, that require energy less than breathing? We don't do jack, but we're doing something. How is that possible? I cannot believe that people don't know how to do nothing, really it does amaze me something else.

 

Nothing is the equivalent of everything. Nothing is something that everybody has, but wants more. Everything is something people want, but has nothing. If we have nothing, we have everything. If we have everything, we have nothing. Because nothing is coordinate to having a lot. If we had everything, why would we want nothing? Because of NTA the media, they've made it so that we just want more and more and more, but in reality we want nothing, and we just don't know it yet, however if we even try to let ourselves want nothing, we shut that feeling down and tell ourselves we want everything. It's not right, the human mind deserves nothing, it requires nothing and we tell it that we need everything. Why? Why should we fill our minds on something that doesn't exist? Why should we poison ourselves on something that doesn't exist, yet bypass the integrity of a free thing which costs naught, weighs a blank weight and is the size of nonexistence itself? We are the free society that are enabled to our own thought and freedom of mind, but don't care as so much to do nothing. The media has made it into our own heads to want everything, so that nothing is gone from the books. No way, no more can this happen, no more should we suffer the consequences that corporate America want us to suffer, we need to be our people, need to stand out strong and be tall be everything we can, to be the onething we all must need - NOTHING.

tl:dr

 

i did nothing now? amirite?

Doing nothing.

 

Everyone does something. Playing games, watching TV, understanding IRC; everybody's doing something. But there is a thing called doing nothing. People know about it, want to try it, attempt it, and then fail. Why? Because the human mind is too clever to focus on nothing. It has to actually do something, otherwise it may spontaneously combust - like a white phosphorous grenade. I've seen people break at trying nothing, just lose their minds, and it hurts to see the human race struggle at something so simple. We sent a man to the moon, and we made Justin Long a star - America said no, but we fucking did it. Oh yes we did; but why do we fail at simple tasks, that require energy less than breathing? We don't do jack, but we're doing something. How is that possible? I cannot believe that people don't know how to do nothing, really it does amaze me something else.

 

Nothing is the equivalent of everything. Nothing is something that everybody has, but wants more. Everything is something people want, but has nothing. If we have nothing, we have everything. If we have everything, we have nothing. Because nothing is coordinate to having a lot. If we had everything, why would we want nothing? Because of NTA the media, they've made it so that we just want more and more and more, but in reality we want nothing, and we just don't know it yet, however if we even try to let ourselves want nothing, we shut that feeling down and tell ourselves we want everything. It's not right, the human mind deserves nothing, it requires nothing and we tell it that we need everything. Why? Why should we fill our minds on something that doesn't exist? Why should we poison ourselves on something that doesn't exist, yet bypass the integrity of a free thing which costs naught, weighs a blank weight and is the size of nonexistence itself? We are the free society that are enabled to our own thought and freedom of mind, but don't care as so much to do nothing. The media has made it into our own heads to want everything, so that nothing is gone from the books. No way, no more can this happen, no more should we suffer the consequences that corporate America want us to suffer, we need to be our people, need to stand out strong and be tall be everything we can, to be the onething we all must need - NOTHING.

tl:dr

 

i did nothing now? amirite?

 

You win. Here's some cookies, and some mufffins, and some doughnuts. Congratulations.

I'm busy reading your shitty ass post. Idiot.

Doing nothing.

 

Everyone does something. Playing games, watching TV, understanding IRC; everybody's doing something. But there is a thing called doing nothing. People know about it, want to try it, attempt it, and then fail. Why? Because the human mind is too clever to focus on nothing. It has to actually do something, otherwise it may spontaneously combust - like a white phosphorous grenade. I've seen people break at trying nothing, just lose their minds, and it hurts to see the human race struggle at something so simple. We sent a man to the moon, and we made Justin Long a star - America said no, but we fucking did it. Oh yes we did; but why do we fail at simple tasks, that require energy less than breathing? We don't do jack, but we're doing something. How is that possible? I cannot believe that people don't know how to do nothing, really it does amaze me something else.

 

Nothing is the equivalent of everything. Nothing is something that everybody has, but wants more. Everything is something people want, but has nothing. If we have nothing, we have everything. If we have everything, we have nothing. Because nothing is coordinate to having a lot. If we had everything, why would we want nothing? Because of NTA the media, they've made it so that we just want more and more and more, but in reality we want nothing, and we just don't know it yet, however if we even try to let ourselves want nothing, we shut that feeling down and tell ourselves we want everything. It's not right, the human mind deserves nothing, it requires nothing and we tell it that we need everything. Why? Why should we fill our minds on something that doesn't exist? Why should we poison ourselves on something that doesn't exist, yet bypass the integrity of a free thing which costs naught, weighs a blank weight and is the size of nonexistence itself? We are the free society that are enabled to our own thought and freedom of mind, but don't care as so much to do nothing. The media has made it into our own heads to want everything, so that nothing is gone from the books. No way, no more can this happen, no more should we suffer the consequences that corporate America want us to suffer, we need to be our people, need to stand out strong and be tall be everything we can, to be the onething we all must need - NOTHING.

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