The Official Guide to do Nothing.

Inspired by:

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Introduction.

As a continuation on my first guide, The correct way of using ''greentext'', I have returned from the depths of Hell to post another long, boring wall of text. This time I was inspired by a topic made by ThePredator in /dev/urandom. In this guide I'm going to talk about what "nothing" is and how to do "nothing".

 

What is "nothing"?

Have you ever thought about the fact that the universe is a big thing and that we're "nothing" compared to it? Or that we might be part of some kind of simulator about the evolution of life and that we could be deleted and turned into "nothing" when they're done with the simulator?

 

To understand how we can do nothing we have to understand what nothing exactly is. Nothing is a term to describe when there's nothing at all, no humans, no trees, no air, no nothing. But does nothing actually exist? The answer is; we don't know.

If there's nothing in the box, we know the box doesn't contain any items, but the use of "nothing" is incorrect, because there's still something in the box, there's still air in there.

In physics, "nothing" is rarely used, we all know that, in space, if there's no matter in a certain area of space, there's a vacuum. But if there's a vacuum, there's something, right? Nothing would mean there's no vacuum either, this is the main reason why "nothing" is rarely, if ever, used in physics.

Many philosophers argue that "nothing" cannot exist, for example, Parmenides, he said that when someone has to speak of a thing, you have to speak of something that exists and we know that "nothing" doesn't exist, but we can speak of a thing in the past, meaning that it must still exist in some way and from this he concluded that there's no such thing as change. Which resulted in him concluding that there's no such thing as not-being.

 

When we talk about the universe, we talk about every galaxy, planet, star and whatnot in the space-time continuum. The space-time continuum is a mathematical model that combines both space and time (you wouldn't guess) into a single continuum with space being three dimensions and time being the fourth dimension, but what if there's a fifth dimension? What would it be? Would it be nothing?

We know that for every kind of matter, there must be an antimatter for it to cancel it out. But why do we exist then?

 

Let's just say that nothing is a complicated thing.

 

How do I do nothing.

Nothing is no thing, so to do nothing you must become one with the fifth dimension and leave the other four dimensions behind. You must become the space-time continuum. We all know that total peace doesn't exist and thus you must become total peace. Become one with your mind and the world around you.

 

Or maybe just laying down on your bed and closing with a long ambient song playing is enough.

and why does that girl in your avatar wear her panties on her head?

 

 

It should be pretty obvious after you've seen that image.

That was really useful seriously! I always failed in to do nothing, but now I can perfectly do nothin! I love you no homo!!! (I don't love you.)