Feeling like a respectable member of your community of late ? Well, my guide will show you how to fix that.

 

I shall show you the ways of douchebaggery in 10 easy steps.

 

1. Acquire Cheetos ( Any Orange-powdery substances are acceptable, but cheetos has that special 'hue' ).

2. Roll around in Cheetos.

4. Fuck #3 , you're a douche now.

5. Wearing a shirt / polo ? Feel free to pop your collar !

6. Wearing nothing is better.

7. Walk around with an unearned sense of accomplishment.

8. Flex your muscles, even if you don't have any.

9. Get a hot biatch.

10. Smack that hoe.

11. Ask people if they lift.

12. Fuck 10 steps, I'm to sexy for that shit.

13. Trashtalk people for looking at you without permission.

 

 

If you follow my steps, you could look like this

you're just mirin and a sad cunt, DYEL.

you're just mirin and a sad cunt, DYEL.

 

Who the fuck are you ?

you're just mirin and a sad cunt, DYEL.

 

Who the fuck are you ?

Resurrection of Zyzz.

you're just mirin and a sad cunt, DYEL.

 

Who the fuck are you ?

Resurrection of Zyzz.

Who the fuck are you ?

Who the fuck are you ?

The top of my class in the Navy Seals, trained in gorilla warfare and the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

Who the fuck are you ?

The top of my class in the Navy Seals, trained in gorilla warfare and the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

 

relevant:

 

Who the fuck are you ?

The top of my class in the Navy Seals, trained in gorilla warfare and the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

Not to mention 2505 confirmed kills and black belts in 10 most deadly martial arts.

EDIT: 2508 kills