I think I already did this back on the aIW forums butt fuck it.

 

Do you think you would last in a zombie apocalypse and what strategy do you use?

1. Take lot of food

2. Move the Fridge to the attic

3. Put all the food in the fridge for better conservation.

4. Stay in the attic then pull up the ladder and arm myself with a Baseball bat. No one can reach the attic, but you never know when you may need it (get internet connection if possible, it will get boring over there)

5. Wait for the zombies to stop, which will be in around 4-5 days considering they will run out of food shortly after massacring the majority of the population, even if they don't, any living being needs water to survive and they will soon start dropping from dehydration.

6. Victory Motherfuckers.

There are two things you pretty much shouldn't do: Panic and sitting in front of your computer.

If you panic, everything is likely to go wrong, you won't be able to think clearly. If you're going to keep sitting in front of your computer, you will eventually run out of food. At first you need weapons, in some countries weapons are hard to obtain, so you should just obtain a nail gun and an axe or shovel. Nail guns are hard to aim since there's no sight on it, just tape something like a pencil on it so you can see where you're aiming. Then you'll need to obtain bottled water and canned food, if you've got many bottles in your room and the tap water is drinkable, fill them with tap water. For canned food, just raid the local food store with your nail gun. If you need some kind of medicine, make sure to obtain that in the same way.

Then you would want a vehicle, if you live near water, try searching for a boat. If you don't, get a bike. Preferably with a cycle bag. Then go to some place like a farm, where you can see everything clearly, stay away from cities and forests and don't eat wild animals, but grow your own food as soon as you run out of canned food.

Make sure to barricade the windows and doors but in a way that there is light and you can go outside if needed.

I'll survive, I'm fast, skinny and already have plenty of guns and ammo.

 

My strategy:

 

Use others as bait, raid the stores for all the canned food I can get. Sleeping condition will be a hidden underground trailer surrounded by trip wires. How will I get air? With several pipes running to the surface.

 

Seeing how power outages might be a good possibility I will nigger me up a bicycle to a generator then wire that to several car batteries. The batteries will power the laptop and a couple lights.

 

On the laptop I will have games, porn and movies. I will also raid the local blockbuster just for some entertainment.

 

As for water I will dig a well with a manual pump.