Hie guise,

Wanna start a thread where everyone just dumps the best jokes/stories they know? And not shitty oneliners/memes etc, proper jokes.

 

I'll start off.

 

A hobo is on the bus when he sees a beautiful nun. He approaches her, but as soon as he starts talking she stands up, slaps him in the face and gets off the bus. The bus driver asks, "What happened?" "Dunno, I hadn't even said anything.." The driver replies, "If you really want to hit it of with her, go to church on sunday, I'm sure she will be there. Be sure to go in disguise though." So that sunday, the hobo went to the church, and indeed, in the front row is the nun. The hobo approaches her and this time they immediately hit it off. She takes him to a small corridor. She says, "You will have to do me form behind, or I will get pregnant and God forbade that. The hobo couldn't care less, so he just sticks it in and goes for it. When he is almost done, he takes off his disguise and shouts out, "HAHA, I am the hobo from the bus!" The nun throws off her robe and says, "HAHA, I am the bus driver!"

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Wow you have balls. If I done that I'd be shot.

clonation o be available for normal people

It is available. Its just illegal.

clonation o be available for normal people

It is available. Its just illegal.

 

Share your knowledge! I have money, I can pay for that shit!

There was already a successful attempt to clone a human.