Ok, so I decided to post this here, because I am struggling to keep my temper under control, i'll explain why now...

 

Around Christmas time last year I got a new computer, it was fine and all except for a few things, it came with a few flaws and we had to send it back for repairs. We got it back and the faults were fixed. Although I noticed one thing, minecraft wouldn't launch, at all, no launcher, no nothing, after some tinkering i found that it was a problem with java itself, whenever i try to launch minecraft, the java exe appears for literally just a second and disappeears in task manager. I have googled countless times, I have been trying to fix this for almost a goddamn year now and quite frankly, i'm starting to have trouble keeping calm, so if anyone has any ideas, at all, please. post. them. here.

 

oh and one last thing, the worst part is that there is no error messages, none, absoloutely none, at all, nothing to go by.

Did you tried to update Java?

Try not using Java at all. Minecrap is a piece of shit anyway, in part due to it being developed in that useless piece of crap security issue called Java.

Have you tried uninstalling java and doing a fresh install of it with the most recent version ?

Meh. Who cares, it's just minecraft.