Nah just kidding.

http://hostessbrands.com/Closing.aspx

just the usual. Hostess is closing down...

wait... CLOSING DOWN?

ZOMBIELAND IS STARTING EVERYONE!

GRAB YOUR SHOTGUNS AND YOUR TWINKIES!

They may take our lives, but they can never take our TWINKIES!

GRAB EVERYTHING! GRAB A HOOKER IT WOULD BE JUST LIKE Tx 2!

whats 'hostess brands'

Meh.

 

Maybe obesity in America will go down. Probably not.

Meh.

 

Maybe obesity in America will go down. Probably not.

 

 

On-topic:

Btw I live in America and i am not fat. Nor do I like Twinkies,little debbies,snowballs,etc..etc.

Of course this is due to some faggot union striking because they want their dumbass workers to get paid like 10 times what they deserve.... meh, this is why China gets all of the American jobs. And just because we like Twinkies doesn't mean we're fat. I mean, have you ever had one of those fluffy balls of goodness?

Meh.

 

Maybe obesity in America will go down. Probably not.

 

 

On-topic:

Btw I live in America and i am not fat. Nor do I like Twinkies,little debbies,snowballs,etc..etc.

 

I'm in America, as well. Like it or not though, the US has a higher obesity rate than most other countries.