Again I am starting this thread over and clearing this one up allowing me to add a few more instruments.

So men what instruments do you blow / play?

Saxophone , and what happened to quick reply ? :'(

Mayonnaise*

 

Unless you mean a specific song, Mayonaise, but I doubt many people play that.

Do MIDI controllers count?

Why not a bucket of mayonaise

Just the guitar for me, never actually managed to branch out into anything else in the end.

what happened to quick reply ? :'(

Sorry, fixed.

! How dare you spell mayonnaise with only one "n" ??

Even tough i haven't picked it up in 2 months I can play a type of flute we learn in school in portugal. I think it's called a recorder in english , it's fairly easy and doesn't require much training to pick up after stopping for a while.