>Go out with friends (as I have real life)

>Spend some time

>Come back home

>Get on 4D1 forums

>Notice 121 unread posts in '/dev/urandom'

>Get mad

>Make a topic about myself being mad

k.

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Here's mine.

 

>be on /g/, using my Gentoo rig powered by QUADFIRE 7970s and an i7 2600k, when knock at cave door

>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LEASE

>push a couple old Pentium 4s against the door (those things are just so damn handy)

>begin waddling towards escape hatch

>BANG BANG BANG

>cops shooting the door, screaming MURIKA FUCK YEAH

>be Canadian, quite confused

>continue waddling as fast as I can

>cops break door down

>they begin sprinting towards me

>one gets caught in my intranet

>fuck that was an expensive cable it's hard to get them that long

>whatever

>cop begins shooting me

>dive behind Fermi pile

>Fermis burst into flames, buying me time

>grab my Thinkpad

>escape hatch blocked by cans

>prepare for final stand

>cop comes around corner

>nail her on the head with my Thinkpad

>Thinkpad 1 SWAT helmet 0

>another cop rounds corner

>shoots me

>absorbed in my fat, bounces off

>this angers me

>release the bear

>Guardian Neckbear leaps from neck and begins biting cop

>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him

>he dies from disgust

>cop jumps through can pile

>falls onto my pile of dragon dildos

>runs back out screaming

>jump in my get-away serialkillervan

>mom runs out of house

>SERGIO COMPUTER NO JUST WERKO

>NOT NOW MOM I'M BUSY

>rev up car

>cop cars begin coming around corner

>speed off

>they chase me

>they have no drivers and crash into poles

>an entire polish parade

>1.7% of the parade survive

>more cops behind me

>NO TIME FOR LOVE, COPPERS

>helicopter appears above me

>it's rotational velociodencity begins to degrade as it comes closer to my giant dog-shapped serialkillervan

>it bluescreens

>jump out of door

>hit the floor

>everyone do the dinosaur

Here's mine.

 

>be on /g/, using my Gentoo rig powered by QUADFIRE 7970s and an i7 2600k, when knock at cave door

>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LEASE

>push a couple old Pentium 4s against the door (those things are just so damn handy)

>be Canadian, quite confused

>one gets caught in my intranet

>release the bear

>Guardian Neckbear leaps from neck and begins biting cop

>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him

>he dies from disgust

>SERGIO COMPUTER NO JUST WERKO

>NOT NOW MOM I'M BUSY

>an entire polish parade

>everyone do the dinosaur

I kept the best parts.

Here's mine.

 

>be on /g/, using my Gentoo rig powered by QUADFIRE 7970s and an i7 2600k, when knock at cave door

>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LEASE

>push a couple old Pentium 4s against the door (those things are just so damn handy)

>begin waddling towards escape hatch

>BANG BANG BANG

>cops shooting the door, screaming MURIKA FUCK YEAH

>be Canadian, quite confused

>continue waddling as fast as I can

>cops break door down

>they begin sprinting towards me

>one gets caught in my intranet

>fuck that was an expensive cable it's hard to get them that long

>whatever

>cop begins shooting me

>dive behind Fermi pile

>Fermis burst into flames, buying me time

>grab my Thinkpad

>escape hatch blocked by cans

>prepare for final stand

>cop comes around corner

etc...

Here's mine.

 

>be on /g/, using my Gentoo rig powered by QUADFIRE 7970s and an i7 2600k, when knock at cave door

>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LEASE

>push a couple old Pentium 4s against the door (those things are just so damn handy)

>begin waddling towards escape hatch

>BANG BANG BANG

>cops shooting the door, screaming MURIKA FUCK YEAH

>be Canadian, quite confused

>continue waddling as fast as I can

>cops break door down

>they begin sprinting towards me

>one gets caught in my intranet

>fuck that was an expensive cable it's hard to get them that long

>whatever

>cop begins shooting me

>dive behind Fermi pile

>Fermis burst into flames, buying me time

>grab my Thinkpad

>escape hatch blocked by cans

>prepare for final stand

>cop comes around corner

>nail her on the head with my Thinkpad

>Thinkpad 1 SWAT helmet 0

>another cop rounds corner

>shoots me

>absorbed in my fat, bounces off

>this angers me

>release the bear

>Guardian Neckbear leaps from neck and begins biting cop

>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him

>he dies from disgust

>cop jumps through can pile

>falls onto my pile of dragon dildos

>runs back out screaming

>jump in my get-away serialkillervan

>mom runs out of house

>SERGIO COMPUTER NO JUST WERKO

>NOT NOW MOM I'M BUSY

>rev up car

>cop cars begin coming around corner

>speed off

>they chase me

>they have no drivers and crash into poles

>an entire polish parade

>1.7% of the parade survive

>more cops behind me

>NO TIME FOR LOVE, COPPERS

>helicopter appears above me

>it's rotational velociodencity begins to degrade as it comes closer to my giant dog-shapped serialkillervan

>it bluescreens

>jump out of door

>hit the floor

>everyone do the dinosaur

 

>looking at post

>thinking

>saying TLDR

Here's mine.

 

>be on /g/, using my Gentoo rig powered by QUADFIRE 7970s and an i7 2600k, when knock at cave door

>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LEASE

>push a couple old Pentium 4s against the door (those things are just so damn handy)

>be Canadian, quite confused

>one gets caught in my intranet

>release the bear

>Guardian Neckbear leaps from neck and begins biting cop

>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him

>he dies from disgust

>SERGIO COMPUTER NO JUST WERKO

>NOT NOW MOM I'M BUSY

>an entire polish parade

>everyone do the dinosaur

I kept the best parts.

kept best parts.

 

QUADFIRE 7970s

>be in year five

>friend asks me "how do you spell 'icup'?"

>"i see you pee"

>laughing stock of the school

>everyone calls me a pervert, even teachers

>relentless bullying

>20 years later

>be 29, live in same town

>be out, enjoying myself with some friends

>old school friends occasionally bring it up and i just laugh and go along with the joke

>go home

>spy on their children

>take pictures of their tiny dicks

>masturbate all day

>i cant think of an ending

>tfw

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Here's mine.

 

>be on /g/, using my Gentoo rig powered by QUADFIRE 7970s and an i7 2600k, when knock at cave door

>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LEASE

>push a couple old Pentium 4s against the door (those things are just so damn handy)

>begin waddling towards escape hatch

>BANG BANG BANG

>cops shooting the door, screaming MURIKA FUCK YEAH

>be Canadian, quite confused

>continue waddling as fast as I can

>cops break door down

>they begin sprinting towards me

>one gets caught in my intranet

>fuck that was an expensive cable it's hard to get them that long

>whatever

>cop begins shooting me

>dive behind Fermi pile

>Fermis burst into flames, buying me time

>grab my Thinkpad

>escape hatch blocked by cans

>prepare for final stand

>cop comes around corner

>nail her on the head with my Thinkpad

>Thinkpad 1 SWAT helmet 0

>another cop rounds corner

>shoots me

>absorbed in my fat, bounces off

>this angers me

>release the bear

>Guardian Neckbear leaps from neck and begins biting cop

>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him

>he dies from disgust

>cop jumps through can pile

>falls onto my pile of dragon dildos

>runs back out screaming

>jump in my get-away serialkillervan

>mom runs out of house

>SERGIO COMPUTER NO JUST WERKO

>NOT NOW MOM I'M BUSY

>rev up car

>cop cars begin coming around corner

>speed off

>they chase me

>they have no drivers and crash into poles

>an entire polish parade

>1.7% of the parade survive

>more cops behind me

>NO TIME FOR LOVE, COPPERS

>helicopter appears above me

>it's rotational velociodencity begins to degrade as it comes closer to my giant dog-shapped serialkillervan

>it bluescreens

>jump out of door

>hit the floor

>everyone do the dinosaur

 

Isn't that your steam description? ._.

>be in year five

>friend asks me "how do you spell 'icup'?"

>"i see you pee"

>laughing stock of the school

>everyone calls me a pervert, even teachers

>relentless bullying

>20 years later

>be 29, live in same town

>be out, enjoying myself with some friends

>old school friends occasionally bring it up and i just laugh and go along with the joke

>go home

>spy on their children

>take pictures of their tiny dicks

>masturbate all day

>i cant think of an ending

>tfw

i approve

Needless to say, that was the end of my teaching career.

Unlucky...

>in kindergarten

>see girl I like

>Lay down besides her at naptime

>I kiss her neck

>next day

>I lay down besides her again

>kiss her on the lips

>slide my hand up her shirt

>fall asleep

>next day

>lay down, but on the same mat with her

>take off her clothes and put my dick up her ass

>use her blood for lube

>take my dick out and cum in her mouth

>she cries and says she never wants to see me again

>she tells her parents

 

Needless to say, that was the end of my teaching career.

 

/me with no behavior

>in kindergarten

>see girl I like

>Lay down besides her at naptime

>I kiss her neck

>next day

>I lay down besides her again

>kiss her on the lips

>slide my hand up her shirt

>fall asleep

>next day

>lay down, but on the same mat with her

>take off her clothes and put my dick up her ass

>use her blood for lube

>take my dick out and cum in her mouth

>she cries and says she never wants to see me again

>she tells her parents

 

Needless to say, that was the end of my teaching career.

 

/me with no behavior

Get out of my fucking thread k00p.

Get out of my fucking thread k00p.

 

kk. :roll:

Isn't that your steam description? ._.

 

Nope, it's a copypasta from /g/, just like all my profile descriptions on Steam.

>be yesterday
>13:15, still at home
>class starts at 13:20
>go to school with bike, so I don't be late
>be late anyway
>after school
>go to coffee with a girl, follow her home
>go home, hours later remember I left my bike in school yard
>walk all the way to schoolyard, doors locked
>luckily, friend stole school keys before and copied them
>walk 2km to his home and back to school
>intend to take schoolyard keys, take my bike out, and return the keys
>break the fuck in
>as soon as i'm in, see lots of people there, most be some professor conference or shit
>run the fuck out
>go back home

>be today
>go to school
>end of the classes
>go into schoolyard
>no_bike.avi
>rage excessively
>search a bit around town on popular places for tards with stolen bikes
>can't find it
>rage excessively
>go home
>go to PC
>write this
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0/10 not fluent and clearly false

Here's mine.

 

>be on /g/, using my Gentoo rig powered by QUADFIRE 7970s and an i7 2600k, when knock at cave door

>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LEASE

>push a couple old Pentium 4s against the door (those things are just so damn handy)

>begin waddling towards escape hatch

>BANG BANG BANG

>cops shooting the door, screaming MURIKA FUCK YEAH

>be Canadian, quite confused

>continue waddling as fast as I can

>cops break door down

>they begin sprinting towards me

>one gets caught in my intranet

>fuck that was an expensive cable it's hard to get them that long

>whatever

>cop begins shooting me

>dive behind Fermi pile

>Fermis burst into flames, buying me time

>grab my Thinkpad

>escape hatch blocked by cans

>prepare for final stand

>cop comes around corner

>nail her on the head with my Thinkpad

>Thinkpad 1 SWAT helmet 0

>another cop rounds corner

>shoots me

>absorbed in my fat, bounces off

>this angers me

>release the bear

>Guardian Neckbear leaps from neck and begins biting cop

>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him

>he dies from disgust

>cop jumps through can pile

>falls onto my pile of dragon dildos

>runs back out screaming

>jump in my get-away serialkillervan

>mom runs out of house

>SERGIO COMPUTER NO JUST WERKO

>NOT NOW MOM I'M BUSY

>rev up car

>cop cars begin coming around corner

>speed off

>they chase me

>they have no drivers and crash into poles

>an entire polish parade

>1.7% of the parade survive

>more cops behind me

>NO TIME FOR LOVE, COPPERS

>helicopter appears above me

>it's rotational velociodencity begins to degrade as it comes closer to my giant dog-shapped serialkillervan

>it bluescreens

>jump out of door

>hit the floor

>everyone do the dinosaur

nice copypasta

 

Kay, ask FlaCCidCookie, I told him yesterday I gotta go in school to pick up my bike, however, I never brang it back.

Too bad it's stolen today, but getting a car soon anyways.

 

"brought". Anyway, wonder who stole your bike.. *cough*