blargh.

 

I didn't find a thread about DayZ, so... here it is.

You can talk about the mod and about things that happened to you (like sex stories).

 

So...

Yesterday I wanted to play DayZ again (died some days ago), so I just started it and spawned in Chernogorsk. After finding a hatchet I got to an apartment with a room where 3 weapons were on the ground. A Makarov, a double barreled shotgun and a revolver. So I took the shotgun and the Makarov (the revolver is too loud) and got out of the apartment.

After that I told my friend to play with me. He spawned in Prigorodky (near Chernogorsk). So he walked to Chernogorsk and got to an unfinished building. And then he got killed there

He told me what happened and I moved to that building. I heard many shots... they're were everywhere! I used the stairs to got to the roof and someone tried to shoot at me (maybe it was a sniper). He had no 1337 skillZ, so he didn't got me and I waited at the stairs. I forgot that there were 2 ways to get to the roof = I died.

Right after that I respawned in Chernogorsk, near the building. When I was moving to the building, my friend (yes, he respawned) told me that he sees me. So I stopped moving and looked around... and what did I see? A sniper just laid down and aimed at me... I tried to dodge but he did one shot and killed me. I started raging, because that faggot actually saw that I had no weapons or anything else.

Respawned in one of these small cities that no one needs. I walked a little bit to see where I was until I heard some car sounds behind me. So I turned round and 2 guys in a car tried to overrun me. Becuz I'm 1337 pr0 I dodged and they didn't hit me. They got out of the car... and shot me (both had LMGs). So I respawned in Elektrozavodsk (and my friend told me that the same thing just happened to him) and moved a little bit. A car spawned right in front of me and I saw the 2 guys sitting in the car.

Cheating retards.

I got to the lobby as fast as I could and they didn't get me... ha, you stupid bastards.

My mum came home and I forgot to unload the dishwasher, so I ran to the kitchen and did that. After that I got to my laptop and saw that my guy was unconscious. I waited a little bit and realized that the stupid fags stopped killing people (maybe they disconnected, not sure).

My friend was happy, because he found a box full of stuff (in Cap Golova). 30x any weapon, 150x blood bags, and every other item was there. We are sure that the box was spawned by these stupid cheaters.

So we took some nice weapons and other stuff. We saw a guy with a hatchet and my friend killed him... that was funny. After that we moved to Chernogorsk.

We were on a nice hill where we could see the whole city. My friend had a sniper rifle and searched for some players to kill. I killed some zombies that tried to attack us (with my G36C SD (camo)). My friend saw someone and shot... "blabla was killed"

We searched for more players but we just found zombies... so we disconnected.

That's it... we raged and laughed, like everytime :3

 

And now... tell me your stories!

lol i bet you were mad bro.

lol i bet you were mad bro.

Hm... yes, but after finding that box I was happy like a fucking happy cow.

lol i bet you were mad bro.

Hm... yes, but after finding that box I was happy like a fucking happy cow.

I love when people rage when they are killed by a sniper in the mountains but then they go and do it.

lol i bet you were mad bro.

Hm... yes, but after finding that box I was happy like a fucking happy cow.

I love when people rage when they are killed by a sniper in the mountains but then they go and do it.

Revenge, ya know...

My story:

 

Got lucky, spawned by the airstrip. Got myself an AK, and NV goggles. My friend picked me up with his chopper and he gave me a ghuillesuit. We went extremly north to the "unknown" airstrip in the northeast, got outself some loot. We filled out jerrycans in the chopper and went to some places n shit. Looted the NW airfeild, got us some sniperz n shit, went back to the northeast airfield to loot the supermarket for some food and tents. When we were in the supermarket, we started to see some creepy stuff.... There were bunch of zombies just randomly started to spawn outside the store, along with some priestzombies. We emmediatly started to think there was a hacker around, but it was too late. We both got shot through the wall by some hax0r. I haven't played DayZ since then. THE END.

My story:

 

Got lucky, spawned by the airstrip. Got myself an AK, and NV goggles. My friend picked me up with his chopper and he gave me a ghuillesuit. We went extremly north to the "unknown" airstrip in the northeast, got outself some loot. We filled out jerrycans in the chopper and went to some places n shit. Looted the NW airfeild, got us some sniperz n shit, went back to the northeast airfield to loot the supermarket for some food and tents. When we were in the supermarket, we started to see some creepy stuff.... There were bunch of zombies just randomly started to spawn outside the store, along with some priestzombies. We emmediatly started to think there was a hacker around, but it was too late. We both got shot through the wall by some hax0r. I haven't played DayZ since then. THE END.

This is DayZ

My story:

 

Got lucky, spawned by the airstrip. Got myself an AK, and NV goggles. My friend picked me up with his chopper and he gave me a ghuillesuit. We went extremly north to the "unknown" airstrip in the northeast, got outself some loot. We filled out jerrycans in the chopper and went to some places n shit. Looted the NW airfeild, got us some sniperz n shit, went back to the northeast airfield to loot the supermarket for some food and tents. When we were in the supermarket, we started to see some creepy stuff.... There were bunch of zombies just randomly started to spawn outside the store, along with some priestzombies. We emmediatly started to think there was a hacker around, but it was too late. We both got shot through the wall by some hax0r. I haven't played DayZ since then. THE END.

This is DayZ

Haha, my friend and me just met a hacker too (or the admin did that).

We connected to a server (DE 1778, same position) and my mate sniped a guy (one shot ofc :3). Some zombies heard that and moved to us, so I killed them... and boom, every player on that server spawned above water and everyone fell in the water and died.

The chat was full of "blabla was killed"... oh and we raged.

The only thing that was stopping me getting DayZ was that my PC is shit.Now, Its the haxors that are stopping me.

that's why you don't trust games which have 1990s netcode intended for military simulations on closed networks

The only thing that was stopping me getting DayZ was that my PC is shit.Now, Its the haxors that are stopping me.

It's lagging a bit for me, but I can play with that...

Oh and me and my mate just killed two fags at the airfield... they didn't even have good weapons, but some AKM ammo for my sexy AKM <3

The only thing that was stopping me getting DayZ was that my PC is shit.Now, Its the haxors that are stopping me.

It's lagging a bit for me, but I can play with that...

Oh and me and my mate just killed two fags at the airfield... they didn't even have good weapons, but some AKM ammo for my sexy AKM <3

Where are you now? I will get my friend to get his 1337 haaax and do a xXxz1337Twickshot7331zxXx on you

The only thing that was stopping me getting DayZ was that my PC is shit.Now, Its the haxors that are stopping me.

It's lagging a bit for me, but I can play with that...

Oh and me and my mate just killed two fags at the airfield... they didn't even have good weapons, but some AKM ammo for my sexy AKM <3

Where are you now? I will get my friend to get his 1337 haaax and do a xXxz1337Twickshot7331zxXx on you

Not quite sure...

Oh and we found a PBX.

So dayz is hacked hard? What do you guys think about warz?

So dayz is hacked hard? What do you guys think about warz?

shit.

So dayz is hacked hard? What do you guys think about warz?

It's a War Inc mod. And War Inc is.... Ew.