The little hacker friend of mine Marko, on Friday after school decided to use his(My borrowed) money and go on a little trip to Istanbul.He was there the entire weekend.When his parents saw him they punished him mentally.A LOT.They took away HIS POKEBALL.Now that was not enough.Monday I saw the wanker and I asked him:"Yo how would you like it if someone took your money and you couldn't see him?"

He said that he would be fine.Tuesday went by and he didn't see me.Wednesday went by and he didn't see me.Thursday went by and he didn't see me.But come Friday the swelling went down enough so he can see me a little bit out of the corner of his right eye.

dafuq did I just read....

Uhm.

Wut.

I don't even......

._.

I don't even......

this

This isn't /dev/urandom...

This doesn't belong here.

/request lock

P.S the guy who edited this post is a fag

nigga got mugged

you do know that you have to use the huge, stretchy button beneath the "cvbnm" buttons after each .

(inplying you have a standart qwerty keyboard)

mwuahahhahaha

mwuahahhahaha

._.

This seems a Russian joke translated via google :|

This seems a Russian joke translated via google :|

Polish.You came close though.The joke isn't mine.

The little hacker friend of mine Marko, on Friday after school decided to use his(My borrowed) money and go on a little trip to Istanbul.He was there the entire weekend.When his parents saw him they punished him mentally.A LOT.They took away HIS POKEBALL.Now that was not enough.Monday I saw the wanker and I asked him:"Yo how would you like it if someone took your money and you couldn't see him?"

He said that he would be fine.Tuesday went by and he didn't see me.Wednesday went by and he didn't see me.Thursday went by and he didn't see me.But come Friday the swelling went down enough so he can see me a little bit out of the corner of his right eye.

My mind is full of fuck.