In my art class, we were told to make "thumbnails", as in a smaller picture, of a "unique shape design". Not actual nails on your thumb.

 

Needless to say, I was the only one who had a brain and followed directions, considering I knew what we were doing in the class they day before and knew that drawing thumbs was not of relation to it.

 

I sit by probably the most stupid people I have ever heard. Half of the time, all three of the girls that sit at my same table are either talking about homecoming dance bullshit or how they don't know what to do because they are too ignorant to listen at any point in their lives.

 

Not only were two of them people who drew actual nails on their thumbs, but they started to get into a conversation about Halloween; basically went like this (Girl 1, Girl 2):

 

"I can't wait for Halloween, I want candy"

 

"I love Halloween! I'm going to get chocolate. When is Halloween, anyway?"

 

"I don't know, I think the 31st"

 

"Didn't it start like the 19th last year?"

 

"What?"

 

"Yeah, wasn't it like in the middle of October? Why else would theme parks want you to go to spooky parts of their parks? Or why would there be haunted houses open?"

 

What the fuck is wrong with this generation.

 

inb4 needs more dragons and shit

sounds too retarded to be true. unless that's the US for ya.

sounds too retarded to be true. unless that's the US for ya.

 

Yep, pretty much the US.

I'm going to assume those girls don't have passports

Needs more dragons and shit.

I want to kick such people in the face.

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that only strengthens my suspicions. we need some biological filters. people that stupid shouldn't get children, they will only spread their idiocy and accelerate human downfall.

inb4 Idiocracy.

I don't know when Halloween is either, how does this make you feel?

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that only strengthens my suspicions. we need some biological filters. people that stupid shouldn't get children, they will only spread their idiocy and accelerate human downfall.

 

Chemical castration if you have a very low level of intelligence, for example?

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that only strengthens my suspicions. we need some biological filters. people that stupid shouldn't get children, they will only spread their idiocy and accelerate human downfall.

 

Chemical castration if you have a very low level of intelligence, for example?

 

But we still need people doing the low ass jobs...

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that only strengthens my suspicions. we need some biological filters. people that stupid shouldn't get children, they will only spread their idiocy and accelerate human downfall.

 

Chemical castration if you have a very low level of intelligence, for example?

 

But we still need people doing the low ass jobs...

 

we'll invent robots for that. the Japanese are already on it.

Perfect.