Ohai allow me to be like all the cool kids and post a thread to celebrate the day I came out of my mother's gaping baby hole 15 years ago, just for attention.

 

kthnxbai

Happy burpday!

Fappy birthday!

Happy Birthday! fak u dolan u oldr dan me >:

Happy Birthday! fak u dolan u oldr dan me >:

Fappy birthday!

 

It's almost as if you can read my mind and/or see what I may be doing for the majority of the day

Fappy birthday!

 

It's almost as if you can read my mind and/or see what I may be doing for the majority of the day

 

It's Hank, mind-reading capabilities are a given.

Well, for making yourself a birthday thread, you'd usually get this from me:

 

Make yourself a birthday topic, dat attention whoring. Well played OP, well played.

 

But since you've done it in sarcastic and jokefull manner, Happy Birthday!!!

 

:>

What a smooth way to make a birthday topic... Happy birthday :3

Fappy birthday, i hope that you have a good fap at night xD

Did you know, that the first vagina you ever came in contact with was probably never your girlfriend's, but your mom's? Unless you had c-section at your birth, of course.

 

C-Section. Not new to me. I apparently was also never breast-fed. meh

 

also, I wish I had a girlfriend :<

HAPPY BURSDAY.

 

07/10/2012 here in Germany.

My birsday.

 

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also, I wish I had a girlfriend :<

i have one and is cute , stop play cod and start go with the girls to they're home

 

also, I wish I had a girlfriend :<

 

Same here.

 

btw wait for girls grow up, because the 90% of the girls who want boyfriend, are like assholes.