someone please teach me french i would like to learn it

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There you go, everything you need to know.

someone please teach me french i would like to learn it

go to school

Pssst, you don't need to know French, eve French people don't speak French.

 

All you have to do is talk to everybody in a snooty french accent.

Je voudrais ca {sa} *point at object you want*

1 *hold up one finger*

2 *hold up 2 fingers*

etc

That should get you through a vacation in france

Only French words I can teach you, are the ones most often used in a sexual intercourse!

 

On va se coucher. -Let's go to bed.

Je te veux. -I want you.

J'aime ca. -I like that.

N'arrete pas! -Don't stop.

Choutte alors! -Oh yeah!

C'est sensationnel. -That's great.

Je viens. -I'm cumming.

 

And if you fail:

Je fais ca tout seul. -I'll do it myself.

 

Some of them I said, some I heard...

Some of them I said[...]

Je fais ca tout seul. -I'll do it myself.

Choutte alors! -Oh yeah!

C'est sensationnel. -That's great.

Je viens. -I'm cumming.

Some of them I said[...]

Je fais ca tout seul. -I'll do it myself.

Choutte alors! -Oh yeah!

C'est sensationnel. -That's great.

Je viens. -I'm cumming.

 

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You guessed every single fucking one.

 

Protip: If you decide to go in Cannes, there are plenty of cock hungry whoes out there, but you must look rich as fuck. Also, if you can, don't do it in your hotel room, because they will charge you €100 for being to loud, and that's just a first warning. Go in some motel or something instead, some place made for fucking.

 

Protip 2: Their asses are fake, nothing natural can be THAT round.

omelette du fromage.

omelette du fromage.

 

Omelette au fromage would be correct.

omelette du fromage.

 

Omelette au fromage would be correct.

Slightly wrong.

 

Le omelette le au le fromage lelelele XDDD

this is correct.

omelette du fromage.

 

Omelette au fromage would be correct.

Slightly wrong.

 

Le omelette le au le fromage lelelele XDDD

this is correct.

 

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Only French words I can teach you, are the ones most often used in a sexual intercourse!

 

On va se coucher. -Let's go to bed.

Je te veux. -I want you.

J'aime ca. -I like that.

N'arrete pas! -Don't stop.

Choutte alors! -Oh yeah!

C'est sensationnel. -That's great.

Je viens. -I'm cumming.

 

And if you fail:

Je fais ca tout seul. -I'll do it myself.

 

Some of them I said, some I heard...

 

That's so wrong :3

"Oh yeah" = Chouette alors, lol, only 50 yo says this that way lel

Only French words I can teach you, are the ones most often used in a sexual intercourse!

 

On va se coucher. -Let's go to bed.

Je te veux. -I want you.

J'aime ca. -I like that.

N'arrete pas! -Don't stop.

Choutte alors! -Oh yeah!

C'est sensationnel. -That's great.

Je viens. -I'm cumming.

 

And if you fail:

Je fais ca tout seul. -I'll do it myself.

 

Some of them I said, some I heard...

 

That's so wrong :3

"Oh yeah" = Chouette alors, lol, only 50 yo says this that way lel

 

What's wrong exactly? I want to imrove my friench, just in case I go there again...

omelette du fromage.

 

Omelette au fromage would be correct.

Slightly wrong.

 

Le omelette le au le fromage lelelele XDDD

this is correct.

 

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9fag detected...

*le ultimate trollface*

omelette du fromage.

 

Omelette au fromage would be correct.

Slightly wrong.

 

Le omelette le au le fromage lelelele XDDD

this is correct.

 

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9fag detected...

*le ultimate trollface*

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Only French words I can teach you, are the ones most often used in a sexual intercourse!

 

On va se coucher. -Let's go to bed.

Je te veux. -I want you.

J'aime ca. -I like that.

N'arrete pas! -Don't stop.

Choutte alors! -Oh yeah!

C'est sensationnel. -That's great.

Je viens. -I'm cumming.

 

And if you fail:

Je fais ca tout seul. -I'll do it myself.

 

Some of them I said, some I heard...

 

That's so wrong :3

"Oh yeah" = Chouette alors, lol, only 50 yo says this that way lel

 

What's wrong exactly? I want to imrove my friench, just in case I go there again...

 

Well, I was a little bit hard, it's not THAT wrong.

But I would correct thoses ones :

- Oh yeah! = cool ! / oh ouais !

- That's great = c'est super.

Only French words I can teach you, are the ones most often used in a sexual intercourse!

 

On va se coucher. -Let's go to bed.

Je te veux. -I want you.

J'aime ca. -I like that.

N'arrete pas! -Don't stop.

Choutte alors! -Oh yeah!

C'est sensationnel. -That's great.

Je viens. -I'm cumming.

 

And if you fail:

Je fais ca tout seul. -I'll do it myself.

 

Some of them I said, some I heard...

 

That's so wrong :3

"Oh yeah" = Chouette alors, lol, only 50 yo says this that way lel

 

What's wrong exactly? I want to imrove my friench, just in case I go there again...

 

Well, I was a little bit hard, it's not THAT wrong.

But I would correct thoses ones :

- Oh yeah! = cool ! / oh ouais !

- That's great = c'est super.

 

Imagine being in the middle of breathtaking sex, and all you say is "cool."

Only French words I can teach you, are the ones most often used in a sexual intercourse!

 

On va se coucher. -Let's go to bed.

Je te veux. -I want you.

J'aime ca. -I like that.

N'arrete pas! -Don't stop.

Choutte alors! -Oh yeah!

C'est sensationnel. -That's great.

Je viens. -I'm cumming.

 

And if you fail:

Je fais ca tout seul. -I'll do it myself.

 

Some of them I said, some I heard...

 

That's so wrong :3

"Oh yeah" = Chouette alors, lol, only 50 yo says this that way lel

 

What's wrong exactly? I want to imrove my friench, just in case I go there again...

 

Well, I was a little bit hard, it's not THAT wrong.

But I would correct thoses ones :

- Oh yeah! = cool ! / oh ouais !

- That's great = c'est super.

 

Imagine being in the middle of breathtaking sex, and all you say is "cool."

 

Challenge accepted!

So many lame clichГ©s in here...

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Imagine being in the middle of breathtaking sex, and all you say is "cool."

 

Challenge accepted!

 

Not even a challenge as he said 'imagine'.

 

Imagine being in the middle of breathtaking sex, and all you say is "cool."

 

Challenge accepted!

 

Not even a challenge as he said 'imagine'.

 

I set it as my personal challenge.

 

Not even a challenge as he said 'imagine'.

 

I set it as my personal challenge.

 

 

Fair enough. Do post the reaction of the girl when you accomplish this.

 

Not even a challenge as he said 'imagine'.

 

I set it as my personal challenge.

 

 

Fair enough. Do post the reaction of the girl when you accomplish this.

 

It might take a while though...