Tell us 1 or 2 or 3 or you know :3 We had this thread before the urandom got a shitstorm

What is the difference between a pizza and a jew?

 

the pizza goes to the oven without screaming

 

What the worst thing about being a black jew?

 

you have to sit in the back of the oven

 

Use a shower to clean the joke?

Where is the best place to hide a black mans food stamps?

 

His work boots.

 

Only austrians and germans will understand this one.

What's the difference between jews and turks?

 

The jews are already over it.

 

 

"Father" a doughters first love.

Damn right.

http://gyazo.com/dbfb9bb154c0d4a9ec6265fcd9d0d58d

 

Who won the first tour the france legit?

 

7. deutsche Panzerdivision

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MGLu7LWmLno/T ... 1940_1.jpg

wasn't this my thread

 

anyway, one for aussies:

What do you call a busload of aboriginals going off a cliff?

 

Clean up Australia day.

 

Only austrians and germans will understand this one.

What's the difference between jews and turks?

 

The jews are already over it.

 

 

"Father" a doughters first love.

Damn right.

http://gyazo.com/dbfb9bb154c0d4a9ec6265fcd9d0d58d

 

Who won the first tour the france legit?

 

7. deutsche Panzerdivision

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MGLu7LWmLno/T ... 1940_1.jpg

Best joke here yet

wasn't this my thread

 

anyway, one for aussies:

What do you call a busload of aboriginals going off a cliff?

 

Clean up Australia day.

 

If you don't like them, you shouldn't have moved into their country and exploited their resources.

wasn't this my thread

 

anyway, one for aussies:

What do you call a busload of aboriginals going off a cliff?

 

Clean up Australia day.

It was but it got abandon and i decided to bring it back to life.

wasn't this my thread

 

anyway, one for aussies:

What do you call a busload of aboriginals going off a cliff?

 

Clean up Australia day.

Lal

What do you call a frozen nigga?

 

Stiff shit.

 

So a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "Hey whered yeh get that thing?" , and the parrot responds

"In Africa, they're all over the place."

 

Oh and a "Dirty joke"....

So a father takes his 12 year old daughter to the doctor and he tells the doctor that he would like to get condoms for her. The doctor responds slightly concerned by questioning "Sir, you mean to tell me your 12 year old daughter is sexually active?!?" The father answers simply

"Hell nah, she just lays there like her mother"