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something you'll never have the chance to achieve

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i'll never be able to mod the bf3 files to localize the game in arabic

i have no time to do it

i can't learn how to do it

no lead on how some modders Probably did it (to open .sb and .toc files)

 

i'm not desperate about it but it's something i want to do for some time since there's a Japaneese and Korean (unicode characters) versions of that

will probably do portal 2 instead.

 

 

what about you ?

is there something you want to do but you never had the chance to start with it ?

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itt: people complaining on the internet about having no gf.

 

Okay, if it's that much of a problem for you, why don't you start socializing?

inb4 hurr durr but i have no friends/social capacities/don't know where to start

Just chat up some people at your school/place of your interest/w.e.

 

For example: You happen to like reading. So, go to a library or a book store. You will find people with similar interests there, usually. Start talking with people around your age, perhaps you like them. Build your social contacts out from there.

 

tl;dr man up and fix it if you hate being alone

 

For me? I want to see Earth from outer space with my own eyes. Would be beautiful. If I ever had the chance, I would do it.

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There's nothing you can't achieve.

 

Except time travelling.

 

And maybe teleportation.

teleportation is possible

time travelling too, you just can't get into the past

 

who knows what will science bring in next few decades?

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teleportation is possible

time travelling too, you just can't get into the past

 

who knows what will science bring in next few decades?

 

Wouldn't time travelling involve going faster than light?

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teleportation is possible

time travelling too, you just can't get into the past

 

who knows what will science bring in next few decades?

 

Wouldn't time travelling involve going faster than light?

obviously, no

but it'd be quite close :P

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oh that's one of the reasons i don't have time..

you misunderstood me... that is the thing I will not achieve

 

And you misunderstood him. He knows you won't achieve that, but he says having a gf is the reason he can't achieve anything else.

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Actually being able to properly learn how to use 3DsMax/Maya. Makes me wonder how had I the motivation to learn After Effects to the point where I'm at now but can't get passed adding keyframes on the 3D programs.

 

Oh well. Sooner or later I'll have to learn those, but as for now it's just like an impossible task. Tried around 4 times, never succeeded.

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And you misunderstood him. He knows you won't achieve that, but he says having a gf is the reason he can't achieve anything else.

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