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inb4 cats

 

Cats are terrible creatures, they think that they're god and only try to get your attention when they need something from you. They think you're their slaves and not their bro's, if you try to approach them and they don't want it, they'll scratch you until you're fucking dead. Cats do not want to play with you and only use you as a warm pillow. They threat you like some object whereas dogs threat you like their best friend and dogs won't get mad if you accidentally step on their toes while cats will attack you. Dogs obviously don't clean themselves as much as cats do, but if you don't want to take time to clean your dog if it's dirty, then they're not worth as your friend. Dogs can perform tasks like finding drugs, people trapped, animals trapped, explosives, protect your home and can even save your life, cats can't do this. Cats are lazy animals whereas dogs are not. Dogs are obviously a superior choice.

 

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Try to hug this one. ;)

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Try to pet this one.

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Cats are a lone wolf(oh the irony) hunters, and dogs and wolves hunt in a team - that's probably why dogs like people more,and think of then as a teammate,and defends us and our territory,because it's theirs also

 

I have 2 dogs and 6 cats at the moment.

When i go to kitchen and open a can or something,cat arrives out-of-a-sudden and goes meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow - but still doesn't get a shit from me,since it's bowl is full of food,which she doesn't want to eat.

 

Meanwhile dogs just lay under the table,and come when i call them out.

In the end - dog needs more of your attention, but it's a better friend.

 

Why the fuck did i write this?

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lol you need more cats because each one doesn't pay as much attention to you.

5 of them have a month now, and they shit around the room,while they have sand next to their sleeping place.I need to get rid of them asap,but i'm planning to keep one of them.

So,anyone wants a cat?

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As expected of Western cats. Plus, you probably didn't let the cat out a lot. I let my cat do whatever the fuck he wants. If he goes out, he'll go out. If he wants to mate, he'll mate. Well outside my sight anyway. By night he's always home.

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As expected of Western cats. Plus, you probably didn't let the cat out a lot. I let my cat do whatever the fuck he wants. If he goes out, he'll go out. If he wants to mate, he'll mate. Well outside my sight anyway. By night he's always home.

 

Stereotyping of animals existing in different places! What if your cat gets run over by a car :?:

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I don't.

 

They are only cute while they're little, and buying new dog every 6 months is very stupid move.

 

They are never cute for me. Guinea Pigs are cute and not only while they little, oh they are always little.

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I don't.

 

They are only cute while they're little, and buying new dog every 6 months is very stupid move.

 

They are never cute for me. Guinea Pigs are cute and not only while they little, oh they are always little.

 

And completely useless.

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I don't.

 

They are only cute while they're little, and buying new dog every 6 months is very stupid move.

 

They are never cute for me. Guinea Pigs are cute and not only while they little, oh they are always little.

 

And completely useless.

 

Pretty much that. Having a parrot is more useful than having a guinea pig. 'nuff said.

 

i preffer cat's they are clean and do there business outside int he garden..

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I don't.

 

They are only cute while they're little, and buying new dog every 6 months is very stupid move.

 

They are never cute for me. Guinea Pigs are cute and not only while they little, oh they are always little.

 

And completely useless.

 

Pretty much that. Having a parrot is more useful than having a guinea pig. 'nuff said.

 

i preffer cat's they are clean and do there business outside int he garden..

Clean? Ya sure?

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I don't.

 

They are only cute while they're little, and buying new dog every 6 months is very stupid move.

 

They are never cute for me. Guinea Pigs are cute and not only while they little, oh they are always little.

 

And completely useless.

 

Pretty much that. Having a parrot is more useful than having a guinea pig. 'nuff said.

 

i preffer cat's they are clean and do there business outside int he garden..

Clean? Ya sure?

From that statement I take it you don't let your cat run around free on the garden?

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