Hey Faggots,

My name is Dom, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

uhm.. okay I guess?

also, implying life is about pussies

Hey Faggots,

 

My name is Madoka, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are unenergetic, rude, no-lifes who spend every second of their day on the ground. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even flown an Ox? I mean, I guess it's fun yelling orders all day because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than teaming up with Viggamoto.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm captain of the Sweats/Jersey club and I've flown more then one hundred hours inside the Fox Aura. What do you guys fly, other than middle class? I also have a loyal dog and a banging hot girlfriend (we just scissored, shit was SO maru). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

uhm.. okay I guess?

also, implying life is about pussies

 

Holy shit, this board is like a support group for faggots, permavirgins, and betas.

 

How does it feel to know you'll never taste the sweet nectar of a womans cunt?

 

/sp knows this feel.

 

Stay beta, fags.

uhm.. okay I guess?

also, implying life is about pussies

 

Holy shit, this board is like a support group for faggots, permavirgins, and betas.

 

How does it feel to know you'll never taste the sweet nectar of a womans cunt?

 

/sp knows this feel.

 

Stay beta, fags.

okayface.png

uhm.. okay I guess?

also, implying life is about pussies

 

Holy shit, this board is like a support group for faggots, permavirgins, and betas.

 

How does it feel to know you'll never taste the sweet nectar of a womans cunt?

 

/sp knows this feel.

 

Stay beta, fags.

Shitposting is still shitposting, even if it's ironic.

uhm.. okay I guess?

also, implying life is about pussies

 

Holy shit, this board is like a support group for faggots, permavirgins, and betas.

 

How does it feel to know you'll never taste the sweet nectar of a womans cunt?

 

/sp knows this feel.

 

Stay beta, fags.

okayface.png

 

uhm.. okay I guess?

also, implying life is about pussies

 

Holy shit, this board is like a support group for faggots, permavirgins, and betas.

 

How does it feel to know you'll never taste the sweet nectar of a womans cunt?

 

/sp knows this feel.

 

Stay beta, fags.

Shitposting is still shitposting, even if it's ironic.

 

I'm just running through my copypasta collection.

I'm just running through my copypasta collection.

How many does your collection contain? I'm at 120 right now and could use some more copypoasta.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Bet I heard it somewhere.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I got first place at the Xbox360 MLG PRO TOURNAMENT, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on habbo hotel, and I have over 9000 different dragon dildos. I am trained in XHTML and I'm the top hacker in Anon Ops in all of /g/. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on 4chan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your Social Security Number is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack you in over seven hundred languages, and that's just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in hotkeys, but I have access to the entire arsenal of /b/ as my personal army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit furries all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I got first place at the Xbox360 MLG PRO TOURNAMENT, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on habbo hotel, and I have over 9000 different dragon dildos. I am trained in XHTML and I'm the top hacker in Anon Ops in all of /g/. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on 4chan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your Social Security Number is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack you in over seven hundred languages, and that's just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in hotkeys, but I have access to the entire arsenal of /b/ as my personal army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit furries all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

This one is actually much more terryfing.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I got first place at the Xbox360 MLG PRO TOURNAMENT, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on habbo hotel, and I have over 9000 different dragon dildos. I am trained in XHTML and I'm the top hacker in Anon Ops in all of /g/. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on 4chan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your Social Security Number is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack you in over seven hundred languages, and that's just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in hotkeys, but I have access to the entire arsenal of /b/ as my personal army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit furries all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

Was zum Teufel hast du gerade bumsen über mich sagen, du kleine Schlampe? Ich lasse Sie wissen, absolvierte ich oben auf meiner Klasse in den Navy Seals, und ich habe in zahlreichen geheimen Angriffe auf Al-Qaida beteiligt war, und ich habe mehr als 300 bestätigte Abschüsse. Ich interessiere mich für Gorilla Warfare trainiert und ich bin der Top-Scharfschützen in den gesamten US-Streitkräfte. Sie sind nichts für mich, sondern nur ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde Sie wischen the fuck out mit Präzision die gerne von denen nie zuvor auf dieser Erde zu sehen, markieren Sie meinen verdammten Worte. Du denkst, du kannst mit diesen Scheiß sagen, mir über das Internet? Denken Sie noch einmal, Wichser. Während wir hier sprechen Ich wende mich an meine geheime Netzwerk von Spionen in den USA und deine IP wird jetzt, so dass Sie für den Sturm, Maden besser vorbereiten zurückzuführen. Der Sturm, der löscht die armselige kleine Sache, die Sie Ihr Leben rufen. Sie sehen verdammt tot, Junge. Ich kann überall, jederzeit, und ich kann Ihnen in über 700 Arten zu töten, und das ist nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausgiebig in unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, aber ich habe Zugriff auf das gesamte Arsenal des United States Marine Corps und ich werde es in vollem Umfang benutzen, um Ihre elenden Esel aus dem Gesicht des Kontinents, du kleiner Scheißer zu wischen. Wenn nur Sie wissen können, was deine kleine unheilige Vergeltung “clever” Kommentar über zu stürzen auf euch haben war, vielleicht würden Sie Ihre verdammte Zunge gehalten haben. Aber man konnte nicht, hast du nicht, und jetzt bist du zahlen den Preis, ihr verfluchten Idioten. Ich will Scheiße Wut alle über euch und ihr werdet darin ertrinken. Sie sehen verdammt tot, Kleiner.

 

SIEG HEIL!

 

Was zum Teufel hast du gerade bumsen über mich sagen, du kleine Schlampe? Ich lasse Sie wissen, absolvierte ich oben auf meiner Klasse in den Navy Seals, und ich habe in zahlreichen geheimen Angriffe auf Al-Qaida beteiligt war, und ich habe mehr als 300 bestätigte Abschüsse. Ich interessiere mich für Gorilla Warfare trainiert und ich bin der Top-Scharfschützen in den gesamten US-Streitkräfte. Sie sind nichts für mich, sondern nur ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde Sie wischen the fuck out mit Präzision die gerne von denen nie zuvor auf dieser Erde zu sehen, markieren Sie meinen verdammten Worte. Du denkst, du kannst mit diesen Scheiß sagen, mir über das Internet? Denken Sie noch einmal, Wichser. Während wir hier sprechen Ich wende mich an meine geheime Netzwerk von Spionen in den USA und deine IP wird jetzt, so dass Sie für den Sturm, Maden besser vorbereiten zurückzuführen. Der Sturm, der löscht die armselige kleine Sache, die Sie Ihr Leben rufen. Sie sehen verdammt tot, Junge. Ich kann überall, jederzeit, und ich kann Ihnen in über 700 Arten zu töten, und das ist nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausgiebig in unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, aber ich habe Zugriff auf das gesamte Arsenal des United States Marine Corps und ich werde es in vollem Umfang benutzen, um Ihre elenden Esel aus dem Gesicht des Kontinents, du kleiner Scheißer zu wischen. Wenn nur Sie wissen können, was deine kleine unheilige Vergeltung “clever” Kommentar über zu stürzen auf euch haben war, vielleicht würden Sie Ihre verdammte Zunge gehalten haben. Aber man konnte nicht, hast du nicht, und jetzt bist du zahlen den Preis, ihr verfluchten Idioten. Ich will Scheiße Wut alle über euch und ihr werdet darin ertrinken. Sie sehen verdammt tot, Kleiner.

 

SIEG HEIL!

 

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

Was zum Teufel hast du gerade bumsen über mich sagen, du kleine Schlampe? Ich lasse Sie wissen, absolvierte ich oben auf meiner Klasse in den Navy Seals, und ich habe in zahlreichen geheimen Angriffe auf Al-Qaida beteiligt war, und ich habe mehr als 300 bestätigte Abschüsse. Ich interessiere mich für Gorilla Warfare trainiert und ich bin der Top-Scharfschützen in den gesamten US-Streitkräfte. Sie sind nichts für mich, sondern nur ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde Sie wischen the fuck out mit Präzision die gerne von denen nie zuvor auf dieser Erde zu sehen, markieren Sie meinen verdammten Worte. Du denkst, du kannst mit diesen Scheiß sagen, mir über das Internet? Denken Sie noch einmal, Wichser. Während wir hier sprechen Ich wende mich an meine geheime Netzwerk von Spionen in den USA und deine IP wird jetzt, so dass Sie für den Sturm, Maden besser vorbereiten zurückzuführen. Der Sturm, der löscht die armselige kleine Sache, die Sie Ihr Leben rufen. Sie sehen verdammt tot, Junge. Ich kann überall, jederzeit, und ich kann Ihnen in über 700 Arten zu töten, und das ist nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausgiebig in unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, aber ich habe Zugriff auf das gesamte Arsenal des United States Marine Corps und ich werde es in vollem Umfang benutzen, um Ihre elenden Esel aus dem Gesicht des Kontinents, du kleiner Scheißer zu wischen. Wenn nur Sie wissen können, was deine kleine unheilige Vergeltung “clever” Kommentar über zu stürzen auf euch haben war, vielleicht würden Sie Ihre verdammte Zunge gehalten haben. Aber man konnte nicht, hast du nicht, und jetzt bist du zahlen den Preis, ihr verfluchten Idioten. Ich will Scheiße Wut alle über euch und ihr werdet darin ertrinken. Sie sehen verdammt tot, Kleiner.

 

SIEG HEIL!

 

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is Dom, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

Was zum Teufel hast du gerade bumsen über mich sagen, du kleine Schlampe? Ich lasse Sie wissen, absolvierte ich oben auf meiner Klasse in den Navy Seals, und ich habe in zahlreichen geheimen Angriffe auf Al-Qaida beteiligt war, und ich habe mehr als 300 bestätigte Abschüsse. Ich interessiere mich für Gorilla Warfare trainiert und ich bin der Top-Scharfschützen in den gesamten US-Streitkräfte. Sie sind nichts für mich, sondern nur ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde Sie wischen the fuck out mit Präzision die gerne von denen nie zuvor auf dieser Erde zu sehen, markieren Sie meinen verdammten Worte. Du denkst, du kannst mit diesen Scheiß sagen, mir über das Internet? Denken Sie noch einmal, Wichser. Während wir hier sprechen Ich wende mich an meine geheime Netzwerk von Spionen in den USA und deine IP wird jetzt, so dass Sie für den Sturm, Maden besser vorbereiten zurückzuführen. Der Sturm, der löscht die armselige kleine Sache, die Sie Ihr Leben rufen. Sie sehen verdammt tot, Junge. Ich kann überall, jederzeit, und ich kann Ihnen in über 700 Arten zu töten, und das ist nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausgiebig in unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, aber ich habe Zugriff auf das gesamte Arsenal des United States Marine Corps und ich werde es in vollem Umfang benutzen, um Ihre elenden Esel aus dem Gesicht des Kontinents, du kleiner Scheißer zu wischen. Wenn nur Sie wissen können, was deine kleine unheilige Vergeltung “clever” Kommentar über zu stürzen auf euch haben war, vielleicht würden Sie Ihre verdammte Zunge gehalten haben. Aber man konnte nicht, hast du nicht, und jetzt bist du zahlen den Preis, ihr verfluchten Idioten. Ich will Scheiße Wut alle über euch und ihr werdet darin ertrinken. Sie sehen verdammt tot, Kleiner.

 

SIEG HEIL!

 

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is Dom, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

wtf did u just fuckin say about me u LIL bitch???? ill have yo ass know dat i graduated da CrIpZZ Gang, and i been involve in alotta raids on da punk ass BlOoDDz punks, niggi i got over 300 confirmed kills pussy boi. niggi im trained in gorIllA warfare niggi n i am the top drive byer in all of CripZZ nigga. u aint shit to me but just anotha target nigi. i will wipe yo ass the fuck out with precision like u aint neva seen b4, mark my fuckin words. u Think you can get away with saying dat Shit to me ova da innanet? think again, lil bitch. as i type dis shit out am contacting my secret network of CriPZZ across AmeriKKKa and yo IP is being tracked DowNN atm so u betta prepare fo da storm, niggi. da storm dat wipes out da pathetic lil thang U call yo life. u fuckin dead, niggi. dis niggi can be anywhere, anytime, and dis niggi kill u in ova seven hunned ways, and dats just wit my UZI, Nigguh.. i aint only trained in street fightin, but i gots access to da entire arsenal of da United States CrippZ and dis niggi will use it to wipe yo miserable ass off da face of compton, lil BITCH. dis niggi will shit fried chickin all over u and u will drown in it, lil BITCH. ur fuckin dead, lil bitch..

Was zum Teufel hast du gerade bumsen über mich sagen, du kleine Schlampe? Ich lasse Sie wissen, absolvierte ich oben auf meiner Klasse in den Navy Seals, und ich habe in zahlreichen geheimen Angriffe auf Al-Qaida beteiligt war, und ich habe mehr als 300 bestätigte Abschüsse. Ich interessiere mich für Gorilla Warfare trainiert und ich bin der Top-Scharfschützen in den gesamten US-Streitkräfte. Sie sind nichts für mich, sondern nur ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde Sie wischen the fuck out mit Präzision die gerne von denen nie zuvor auf dieser Erde zu sehen, markieren Sie meinen verdammten Worte. Du denkst, du kannst mit diesen Scheiß sagen, mir über das Internet? Denken Sie noch einmal, Wichser. Während wir hier sprechen Ich wende mich an meine geheime Netzwerk von Spionen in den USA und deine IP wird jetzt, so dass Sie für den Sturm, Maden besser vorbereiten zurückzuführen. Der Sturm, der löscht die armselige kleine Sache, die Sie Ihr Leben rufen. Sie sehen verdammt tot, Junge. Ich kann überall, jederzeit, und ich kann Ihnen in über 700 Arten zu töten, und das ist nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Ich bin nicht nur ausgiebig in unbewaffneten Kampf trainiert, aber ich habe Zugriff auf das gesamte Arsenal des United States Marine Corps und ich werde es in vollem Umfang benutzen, um Ihre elenden Esel aus dem Gesicht des Kontinents, du kleiner Scheißer zu wischen. Wenn nur Sie wissen können, was deine kleine unheilige Vergeltung “clever” Kommentar über zu stürzen auf euch haben war, vielleicht würden Sie Ihre verdammte Zunge gehalten haben. Aber man konnte nicht, hast du nicht, und jetzt bist du zahlen den Preis, ihr verfluchten Idioten. Ich will Scheiße Wut alle über euch und ihr werdet darin ertrinken. Sie sehen verdammt tot, Kleiner.

 

SIEG HEIL!

 

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is Dom, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

wtf did u just fuckin say about me u LIL bitch???? ill have yo ass know dat i graduated da CrIpZZ Gang, and i been involve in alotta raids on da punk ass BlOoDDz punks, niggi i got over 300 confirmed kills pussy boi. niggi im trained in gorIllA warfare niggi n i am the top drive byer in all of CripZZ nigga. u aint shit to me but just anotha target nigi. i will wipe yo ass the fuck out with precision like u aint neva seen b4, mark my fuckin words. u Think you can get away with saying dat Shit to me ova da innanet? think again, lil bitch. as i type dis shit out am contacting my secret network of CriPZZ across AmeriKKKa and yo IP is being tracked DowNN atm so u betta prepare fo da storm, niggi. da storm dat wipes out da pathetic lil thang U call yo life. u fuckin dead, niggi. dis niggi can be anywhere, anytime, and dis niggi kill u in ova seven hunned ways, and dats just wit my UZI, Nigguh.. i aint only trained in street fightin, but i gots access to da entire arsenal of da United States CrippZ and dis niggi will use it to wipe yo miserable ass off da face of compton, lil BITCH. dis niggi will shit fried chickin all over u and u will drown in it, lil BITCH. ur fuckin dead, lil bitch..

Wat de fok het jy net fokken sê oor my, jou klein teef? Ek sal moet jy weet ek gegradueer top van my klas in die Navy Seals, en ek is betrokke by verskeie geheime aanvalle op Al-Quaeda, en ek het meer as 300 bevestig prooi reeds dood is. Ek is opgelei in gorilla warfare en ek is die top sniper in die hele Amerikaanse gewapende magte. Jy is niks vir my nie maar net nog �n teiken. Ek sal meebring dat die fok met presisie die hou van wat nog nooit voorheen op hierdie aarde gesien, let op my fokken woorde. Jy dink jy kan wegkom met gesê dat kak vir my oor die internet? Dink weer, fokker. Soos ons praat ek kontak met my geheime netwerk van spioene in die VSA en jou IP word nou opgespoor, sodat jy ’n beter voor te berei vir die storm, luim. Die storm wat vee uit die patetiese ding wat jy noem jou lewe. Jy fokken dood nie, kind. Ek kan enige plek, enige tyd, en ek kan jou doodmaak in meer as 700 maniere, en dit is net met my kaal hande. Nie net is ek op groot skaal in ongewapende gevegte opgelei nie, maar ek het toegang tot die hele arsenaal van die Verenigde State Marine Corps en ek sal dit gebruik om sy volle omvang jou misrabele gat af te vee die aangesig van die vasteland, jou klein kak. As jy net kon geweet het wat onheilig vergelding jou bietjie “slim” kommentaar was omtrent op julle af te bring, miskien sou jy gehou het jou fokken taal. Maar jy kan nie, jy het nie, en nou het jy die prys betaal, jy goddamn idioot. Ek sal kak grimmigheid oor julle, en jy sal verdrink in. Jy’s fokken dood, kiddo.

Wat de fok het jy net fokken sê oor my, jou klein teef? Ek sal moet jy weet ek gegradueer top van my klas in die Navy Seals, en ek is betrokke by verskeie geheime aanvalle op Al-Quaeda, en ek het meer as 300 bevestig prooi reeds dood is. Ek is opgelei in gorilla warfare en ek is die top sniper in die hele Amerikaanse gewapende magte. Jy is niks vir my nie maar net nog �n teiken. Ek sal meebring dat die fok met presisie die hou van wat nog nooit voorheen op hierdie aarde gesien, let op my fokken woorde. Jy dink jy kan wegkom met gesê dat kak vir my oor die internet? Dink weer, fokker. Soos ons praat ek kontak met my geheime netwerk van spioene in die VSA en jou IP word nou opgespoor, sodat jy ’n beter voor te berei vir die storm, luim. Die storm wat vee uit die patetiese ding wat jy noem jou lewe. Jy fokken dood nie, kind. Ek kan enige plek, enige tyd, en ek kan jou doodmaak in meer as 700 maniere, en dit is net met my kaal hande. Nie net is ek op groot skaal in ongewapende gevegte opgelei nie, maar ek het toegang tot die hele arsenaal van die Verenigde State Marine Corps en ek sal dit gebruik om sy volle omvang jou misrabele gat af te vee die aangesig van die vasteland, jou klein kak. As jy net kon geweet het wat onheilig vergelding jou bietjie “slim” kommentaar was omtrent op julle af te bring, miskien sou jy gehou het jou fokken taal. Maar jy kan nie, jy het nie, en nou het jy die prys betaal, jy goddamn idioot. Ek sal kak grimmigheid oor julle, en jy sal verdrink in. Jy’s fokken dood, kiddo.

Wat de fuck zei je zo fucking juist over mij, jij kleine trut? Ik zal je laten weten dat ik afgestudeerd en de beste van mijn klas ben in de Navy Seals, en ik betrokken geweest ben bij vele geheime aanvallen op Al-Qaeda, en ik meer dan 300 bevestigde moorden heb. Ik ben getraind in gorilla oorlogvoering en ik ben de top sluipschutter van het hele Amerikaanse leger. Je bent niets anders dan nog een doelwit voor mij. Ik zal je verdomme uitvegen met de precisie van die je nog nooit eerder gezien hebt op deze aarde, let op mijn fucking woorden. Denk je dat je kunt wegkomen met het zeggen van dat soort shit via het internet? Denk nog eens na, flikker. Op dit moment ben ik in contact met mijn geheime netwerk van spionnen in de VS en je IP wordt momenteel opgespoord, je kunt je maar beter voorbereiden op de storm, joch​​. De storm die je leven van deze aarde vervaagd. Je bent dood, jong. Ik kan overal, op welke tijd dan ook zijn, en ik kan je vermoorden op meer dan zeven honderd manieren, met mijn blote handen. Niet alleen ben ik erg getraind in ongewapend vechten, maar ik heb toegang tot het gehele arsenaal van de US Marine Corps en ik zal het helemaal gebruiken om uw ellendige kont van dit continent af te vegen, kleine klootzak. Als je alleen al had geweten wat je "slimme" opmerking jou had kunnen veroorzaken, zou je misschien je verdomde muil gehouden hebben. Maar dat kon je niet, je deed het niet, en nu ga je de prijs betalen, jij verdomde idioot. Ik zal de woede over je heen laten walsen en je zult erin verdrinken. Je bent dood, strontjoch.

Wat de fok het jy net fokken sê oor my, jou klein teef? Ek sal moet jy weet ek gegradueer top van my klas in die Navy Seals, en ek is betrokke by verskeie geheime aanvalle op Al-Quaeda, en ek het meer as 300 bevestig prooi reeds dood is. Ek is opgelei in gorilla warfare en ek is die top sniper in die hele Amerikaanse gewapende magte. Jy is niks vir my nie maar net nog �n teiken. Ek sal meebring dat die fok met presisie die hou van wat nog nooit voorheen op hierdie aarde gesien, let op my fokken woorde. Jy dink jy kan wegkom met gesê dat kak vir my oor die internet? Dink weer, fokker. Soos ons praat ek kontak met my geheime netwerk van spioene in die VSA en jou IP word nou opgespoor, sodat jy ’n beter voor te berei vir die storm, luim. Die storm wat vee uit die patetiese ding wat jy noem jou lewe. Jy fokken dood nie, kind. Ek kan enige plek, enige tyd, en ek kan jou doodmaak in meer as 700 maniere, en dit is net met my kaal hande. Nie net is ek op groot skaal in ongewapende gevegte opgelei nie, maar ek het toegang tot die hele arsenaal van die Verenigde State Marine Corps en ek sal dit gebruik om sy volle omvang jou misrabele gat af te vee die aangesig van die vasteland, jou klein kak. As jy net kon geweet het wat onheilig vergelding jou bietjie “slim” kommentaar was omtrent op julle af te bring, miskien sou jy gehou het jou fokken taal. Maar jy kan nie, jy het nie, en nou het jy die prys betaal, jy goddamn idioot. Ek sal kak grimmigheid oor julle, en jy sal verdrink in. Jy’s fokken dood, kiddo.

Wat de neuk zei je net over mij, jij kleine teef? Ik zal je laten weten, ik ben als beste van mijn klas geslaagd bij de Navi Seals, en ik ben betrokken geweest bij talrijke geheime overvallen op Al-Quaeda, en ik heb meer dan 300 bevestigde moorden. Ik ben getraind in gorilla warfare en ik ben de beste sluipschutter van de gewapende strijdkrachten van de VS. Jij bent voor mij niets dan nog een doelwit. Ik zal je de neuk uitvegen met precisie die zijn gelijke niet kent op deze aarde, let op mijn woorden. Jij denkt dat je weg kan komen met deze shit over mij te zeggen op het internet? Denk nogmaals, neuker. Terwijl wij spreken contacteer ik mijn geheime netwerk van spionnen over de hele VS en je IP wordt op dit moment getraceerd dus je kan maar beter jezelf prepareren voor de storm, maad. De storm die dat zielige kleine ding dat jij je leven noemt wegvaagd. Je bent neukend dood, kind. Ik kan overal zijn, altijd, en ik kan je op meer dan zevenhonderd manieren doden, en dat is alleen met mijn blote handen. Niet alleen ben ik uitgebreid getraind in ongewapende strijd, maar ik heb toegang tot het gehele arsenaal van het Korps Mariniers van de Verenigde Staten en ik zal het in zijn volledige omvang gebruiken om jouw miserabele kont van het gezicht van dit continent te vegen, jij kleine schijt. Als je toch eens kon weten wat voor onheilige vergelding jouw kleine "slimme" opmerking op jouw neer zou doen laten komen, misschien zou je dan je neukende tong gehouden hebben. Maar je kon het niet, je deed het niet, en nu betaal je de prijs, jij godverdomde idioot. Ik zal overal over je heen woede schijten en je zult er in verdrinken. Je bent neukend dood, kindje.

 

This might be a bit to literal though.

Wat de neuk zei je net over mij, jij kleine teef? Ik zal je laten weten, ik ben als beste van mijn klas geslaagd bij de Navi Seals, en ik ben betrokken geweest bij talrijke geheime overvallen op Al-Quaeda, en ik heb meer dan 300 bevestigde moorden. Ik ben getraind in gorilla warfare en ik ben de beste sluipschutter van de gewapende strijdkrachten van de VS. Jij bent voor mij niets dan nog een doelwit. Ik zal je de neuk uitvegen met precisie die zijn gelijke niet kent op deze aarde, let op mijn woorden. Jij denkt dat je weg kan komen met deze shit over mij te zeggen op het internet? Denk nogmaals, neuker. Terwijl wij spreken contacteer ik mijn geheime netwerk van spionnen over de hele VS en je IP wordt op dit moment getraceerd dus je kan maar beter jezelf prepareren voor de storm, maad. De storm die dat zielige kleine ding dat jij je leven noemt wegvaagd. Je bent neukend dood, kind. Ik kan overal zijn, altijd, en ik kan je op meer dan zevenhonderd manieren doden, en dat is alleen met mijn blote handen. Niet alleen ben ik uitgebreid getraind in ongewapende strijd, maar ik heb toegang tot het gehele arsenaal van het Korps Mariniers van de Verenigde Staten en ik zal het in zijn volledige omvang gebruiken om jouw miserabele kont van het gezicht van dit continent te vegen, jij kleine schijt. Als je toch eens kon weten wat voor onheilige vergelding jouw kleine "slimme" opmerking op jouw neer zou doen laten komen, misschien zou je dan je neukende tong gehouden hebben. Maar je kon het niet, je deed het niet, en nu betaal je de prijs, jij godverdomde idioot. Ik zal overal over je heen woede schijten en je zult er in verdrinken. Je bent neukend dood, kindje.

 

This might be a bit to literal though.

That's what makes it even funnier.

Wat de fok het jy net fokken sê oor my, jou klein teef? Ek sal moet jy weet ek gegradueer top van my klas in die Navy Seals, en ek is betrokke by verskeie geheime aanvalle op Al-Quaeda, en ek het meer as 300 bevestig prooi reeds dood is. Ek is opgelei in gorilla warfare en ek is die top sniper in die hele Amerikaanse gewapende magte. Jy is niks vir my nie maar net nog �n teiken. Ek sal meebring dat die fok met presisie die hou van wat nog nooit voorheen op hierdie aarde gesien, let op my fokken woorde. Jy dink jy kan wegkom met gesê dat kak vir my oor die internet? Dink weer, fokker. Soos ons praat ek kontak met my geheime netwerk van spioene in die VSA en jou IP word nou opgespoor, sodat jy ’n beter voor te berei vir die storm, luim. Die storm wat vee uit die patetiese ding wat jy noem jou lewe. Jy fokken dood nie, kind. Ek kan enige plek, enige tyd, en ek kan jou doodmaak in meer as 700 maniere, en dit is net met my kaal hande. Nie net is ek op groot skaal in ongewapende gevegte opgelei nie, maar ek het toegang tot die hele arsenaal van die Verenigde State Marine Corps en ek sal dit gebruik om sy volle omvang jou misrabele gat af te vee die aangesig van die vasteland, jou klein kak. As jy net kon geweet het wat onheilig vergelding jou bietjie “slim” kommentaar was omtrent op julle af te bring, miskien sou jy gehou het jou fokken taal. Maar jy kan nie, jy het nie, en nou het jy die prys betaal, jy goddamn idioot. Ek sal kak grimmigheid oor julle, en jy sal verdrink in. Jy’s fokken dood, kiddo.

Wat de neuk zei je net over mij, jij kleine teef? Ik zal je laten weten, ik ben als beste van mijn klas geslaagd bij de Navi Seals, en ik ben betrokken geweest bij talrijke geheime overvallen op Al-Quaeda, en ik heb meer dan 300 bevestigde moorden. Ik ben getraind in gorilla warfare en ik ben de beste sluipschutter van de gewapende strijdkrachten van de VS. Jij bent voor mij niets dan nog een doelwit. Ik zal je de neuk uitvegen met precisie die zijn gelijke niet kent op deze aarde, let op mijn woorden. Jij denkt dat je weg kan komen met deze shit over mij te zeggen op het internet? Denk nogmaals, neuker. Terwijl wij spreken contacteer ik mijn geheime netwerk van spionnen over de hele VS en je IP wordt op dit moment getraceerd dus je kan maar beter jezelf prepareren voor de storm, maad. De storm die dat zielige kleine ding dat jij je leven noemt wegvaagd. Je bent neukend dood, kind. Ik kan overal zijn, altijd, en ik kan je op meer dan zevenhonderd manieren doden, en dat is alleen met mijn blote handen. Niet alleen ben ik uitgebreid getraind in ongewapende strijd, maar ik heb toegang tot het gehele arsenaal van het Korps Mariniers van de Verenigde Staten en ik zal het in zijn volledige omvang gebruiken om jouw miserabele kont van het gezicht van dit continent te vegen, jij kleine schijt. Als je toch eens kon weten wat voor onheilige vergelding jouw kleine "slimme" opmerking op jouw neer zou doen laten komen, misschien zou je dan je neukende tong gehouden hebben. Maar je kon het niet, je deed het niet, en nu betaal je de prijs, jij godverdomde idioot. Ik zal overal over je heen woede schijten en je zult er in verdrinken. Je bent neukend dood, kindje.

 

This might be a bit to literal though.

 

The weird thing is, I understand 80% of this, even though I never even attempted to learn/read Dutch. Significant smilarity with both English and German, but a bit different spelling. If you have an idea on how to pronouce that, you can most likely conlude the meaning from English/German.

 

Actually, the translation I posted was more obvious to me, but I still understand much of your's too.

The weird thing is, I understand 80% of this, even though I never even attempted to learn/read Dutch. Significant smilarity with both English and German, but a bit different spelling. If you have an idea on how to pronouce that, you can most likely conlude the meaning from English/German.

 

Actually, the translation I posted was more obvious to me, but I still understand much of your's too.

 

Your translation was Afrikaans.

Why the fuck are those douches orange ?

Why the fuck are those douches orange ?