Recht herzlich gute Tageszeit!

Wie frГјher, hier auch ein Laberthread!

 

Die allgemeinen Forenregeln gelten weiterhin, passt also auf!

 

 

Da wir ja jetzt alles geklärt haben, eine kleine Bekanntmachung:

Ich, HankJW, und mein freundlicher Kollege Reita werden ab jetzt dieses Subforum moderieren!

 

EDIT//LOLOLOLOLO /dev/urandom

n.w.a Just Don't Bite

 

Homeboy : godamn, now lick my balls, oh shit. 
Bitch : You like that? 
Homeboy : Put 'em off 
Bitch : It's good? 
Homeboy : Ouch, shit, godamn bitch you bit' my damn, shit I said suck the 
mothafucka, you're bitin' it, shit! 
Narrator : Has this ever happend to you? 
Does her teeth get in the way while she's sucking your dick? 
Does she know how to suck a dick? 
Well, I had that same problem until my bitch went out and buy 
NWA's new book entitled "The art of sucking dick". 
Bitch : Lesson 1 - First you grab the dick, next you gently lick it up 
and down, then insert it into the mouth. Take it slow, don't rush 
it, and before you know it .. 
SPLASH!

 

2 Live crew - C'mon babe

 

Hard baby, hold me, fuck me
Deeper, harder, oh God I can't stop
Cum inside me, baby, cum on me, cum in me

C'mon babe, c'mon babe, c'mon babe
C'mon babe, c'mon babe, fuck me
C'mon babe, c'mon babe, fuck me
C'mon babe, c'mon babe, fuck me
C'mon babe, c'mon babe, fuck me
C'mon babe

When the party's over, we can get together
Go to my house and fuck forever
And do whatever comes to mind
Let me stick my dick in your behind
You can pour me a glass of Dom Perignon
Then suck my dick until I cum
Soft is your body, tender is your kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this

Yeah, mother fucker
sup nigga
Gangsta Rap nigga.
Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , im %100 nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , im %200 nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause im a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you drink so much beer?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , I dont drink beer, I drink malt liquor

Cause im a nigga!
Im a mother fuckin nigga man, I aint all that african american shit
Fuck that im a nigga, I aint mixed Im a nigga
N...I-G-G-A, nigga, you already know

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you eat so much chicken?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why won't you make it in my kitchen?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you call them hoes bitches?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause them hoes is bitches!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you stay in the hood?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause I dont like livin by peckerwoods
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you aint got no job?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , seven dollars all wont feed me dog
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why yo pants gotta sag?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause hand-me-downs downs is all a nigga has!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you scared to go to court?
Shit, cause the judge look just like that motherfucker that put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga
Mama Rag is a nigga
Durag is a nigga
Ballstics is a nigga
And I'm Uretha's nigga
Nigga!

 

Da kommt sogar mal "nigga" vor o.O

 

Edit: Old, ik, but who cares?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu2cYdUAHb0

Eww, Hangover - Fand die ersten beiden Teile so derartig unlustig.

Der erste war gut.

Beste Stelle im ersten Teil war: "seht her, ich ficke den Tiger" oder so Г¤hnlich.

Da schau ich doch lieber 'Harold and Kumar'.

Der beste Teil sind die Fotos am Ende.

EDIT: REITA 6 posts noch!

Hab den größten Faggot aller Zeiten gefunden:

https://www.facebook.com/trunkzeeh

 

In dem Alter schon so derartig scheiße sein - Wenn's mein Kind wäre .. ich hätts öffentlich verbrannt.

 

Hier ein paar Impressionen:

uff, da wird's sexy....

Hab den größten Faggot aller Zeiten gefunden:

https://www.facebook.com/trunkzeeh

 

In dem Alter schon so derartig scheiße sein - Wenn's mein Kind wäre .. ich hätts öffentlich verbrannt.

 

Hier ein paar Impressionen:

hahgay.jpg

 

Oh Gott, iFagFacebooking to the max.

Der hat voll #SWAG

https://www.facebook.com/DominikFail

naja gut, #kid

ohohohoohohho #hashtag

Edit: Mongus: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=27981&p=237960#p237390

Most active topic: ?FUN? /dev/urandom [Deutsch]

So fun!

 

umad Kreissägenkarotte?

DUKIP und er sind die größten Staffhusos

DUKIP und er sind die größten Staffhusos

die können das lesen, ist dir bewusst? *le xd face*

k

http://translate.google.de/#de/en/Huso

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>die comments

>wo ist mein popcorn? ._.