go to where he lives and destroy everything that he loves, then when he has had enough i will cut off each finger, thumb and toe then ill chop off his penis and put it into his mouth and then wrap him with clingfilm and then with the lack of oxygen cut some air holes and then slice his neck and death by bleeding

 

after cutting of a single finger he would already pass out probably, just sayin'

Semtex on your head

Get his dick out with a corkscrew(? i think its called like this)

I shall shove a very thick tube in penis. (That hurts my penis just thinking about it. )

Starve them to death because honestly they're not worth my time.

i wud put a pink dildo in his mouth till he suffocates

I'd stab you in the eardrums, disembowel you with a samurai sword, and then draw a deagle and empty the mag on you. O_o Lol beat that

I'd slowly remove your nails, after that I will pull your teeth out. One by one. Then I'd make 2 small cuts in your cheeks and punch you in the stomach, which will result in you trying to scream tearing your cheeks. Then I'd put hydrochloric acid on your limbs while putting long needles in your stomach and then I'd put screws in your skull, if you're not dead by then, I'll cook you alive.

I'd leave your oodles of noodles untouched, because it would be unmanly and gay to hurt you by, for example, kicking you in the nuts.

 

Beat this.

Some of these are fairly disturbing.

 

Anyways, I would make a bamboo tree grow through your heart.

Some of these are fairly disturbing.

 

Anyways, I would make a bamboo tree grow through your heart.

 

You clicked on a topic about which the entire premise is finding interesting ways to kill people. Expect to be disturbed lmao

Two words: projectile diarrhea.

Some of these are fairly disturbing.

 

Anyways, I would make a bamboo tree grow through your heart.

ey didn't know you were a gook

I would have sex with Sora3100 so much in front of his face he would suicide forever alone

Summon a tentacle monster upon you. Rape you. And finally I'll dump you to the ocean depths.

go to where he lives and destroy everything that he loves, then when he has had enough i will cut off each finger, thumb and toe then ill chop off his penis and put it into his mouth and then wrap him with clingfilm and then with the lack of oxygen cut some air holes and then slice his neck and death by bleeding

 

after cutting of a single finger he would already pass out probably, just sayin'

 

Not really, my friend cut off his finger while he was 15, obviously by accident, and he remained normal, well he was kind of confused and in shock, but he wasn't screaming in pain or crying, he was just staring at the finger and had the dumb look like he didn't understand what happened. Also, he was like that for quite a while, he wouldn't react whatever you say, he wa like a zombie. He started speaking only when his parents got him back from the doctor. So yeah, you only go in shock when you cut off a finger/hand, I think it would take you a whole arm or a leg to go unconscious.

 

 

Also, I'd make you listen to Justin Bieber music in complete dark with Beats headphones on max untill your ears bleed, and untill you starve to death. You'd get a glass of water a day to prolong your life.

Did he get it reattached?

I would make you dance Gangnam Style till you die, if you still do not die I would experiment with you and try to make a zombie, then I would headshot you

I would teleport you in the world of BO Zombies.

4 words : Dogs and meat perfume .

Send you to meet Justin Bieber

I would /krant you, so you kill yourself.

With much cookie!

With a soggy cookie.

With postwarfare.

with a rusty spoon.

with a moist towelette