I'd slap you with my masturbation hand.

Stabby stabby in yo back.

I would play russian roulette with You :mrgreen:

with his stupidity

I would sell your body.

Take a plastic spork, melt the end abit to twist it in to a jaged edge, force it in to the gut and turn it alittle to wrap as much flesh and meat as i could be for the spork broke off, slam my boot down ware the sprok broke off to ram it home alittle more. poor some salt over the wound then eat some cake well they bleed to death.

I threw my vibrator randomly, you were crouched, the vibrator hits the floor and them went up to your ass. 20 seconds later the vibrator gets of from your mouth and you are pregnant. 9 months later, you get 5 childreen with dickhead and 1 with fulldickbody.

 

Them you wake up and I fart (I was with diarrhea) in your face. You have an heartattack.

I wake up early in the morning go to his house, implant a sensor on each of his doors then wait 20 seconds so I can blow up his car. He will be like WWWWTTTTFFFF then I'll use a Barret .50 cal to blast his head in from 10 feet away.

I would pwn him.

I would called the Marines on you.

I would rape you hard.

Shove a dildo so far up his ass that he could taste the plastic, then I would cut off his balls and shove them down his throat... Then after all that is done I would drag him out infront of his family, and make them watch while I play Tic-Tac-Toe with myself on your body with a knife...

With an algerian dildo spokesman.

I'd put CDs with mainstream music on them in your mouth until you choke on it.

I'd probably beat you to death.That or cut off your dick and put you in front of Adriana Lima with both of you naked.You'd cry or bleed to death.I'll watch and then have intercourse with the lady in front of you to make it more painful.Then I'd kill you by electrocuting you on a chair like in the movie "Taken" where Liam Neeson interrogated Marko.And I could always just shoot you in the head.

I'd probably beat you to death.That or cut off your dick and put you in front of Adriana Lima with both of you naked.You'd cry or bleed to death.I'll watch and then have intercourse with the lady in front of you to make it more painful.Then I'd kill you by electrocuting you on a chair like in the movie "Taken" where Liam Neeson interrogated Marko.And I could always just shoot you in the head.

You don't need to take all these steps, the bold part would already make me die from disgust.

make you live in the USA, listen to mainstream music everyday, banning you from watching anime/using any japanese products, register on facebook, and get you married to snooki.

i would phone derp and tell him your phone number. one day on way to school, he will see a girl get kidnapped. derp will trie to save the girl, but the kidnappers will take him as well. there they will ask derp to tell his parent number to them. but since random shit happened you got kiled.

 

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