Tutorial: How to Do Nothing V2

Опубликовано: 15 сентября, 2012%d г

I find the need sometimes to just...do nothing.

When I read Mr.Predator's guide, I felt that he was drifting from the actual art of doing absolutely nothing.

Today will be a glorious day. You will learn the fine secrets of the greatest men that ever walked the Earth.

(Finish reading before acting out steps)

ESTIMATED TIME INTERVAL: 10 DAYS.

Step ONE

Turn off you screen monitor. All lights in the vicinity and electronic devices should be shut off. Pissed off roommates and family members are, by the average odds, 63.56% possible. Tell them that you need inner peace.

Step TWO

Sit on the floor, in any way comfortable. Focus on a spot on the wall in front of you until you feel everything in your consciousness and mind is focused on that one spot on the wall. Close your eyes. Practice this for 2 minutes at a time, 5 times each time, and 10 times a day until ABSOLUTELY MASTERED.

Step THREE

Go to your neighborhood pool. You will have to not breathe through your nose OR mouth. Practice being underwater for 2 minutes at a time, 10 times each time, and 2 times a day until you can sit peacefully at the bottom, giving no fucks about being underwater. Oh, and your eyes have to be closed.

Step FOUR

In order for this tutorial to be epic, it must end in 5 steps. Therefore, go watch this, (

) then procede to:

Step FIVE

Sit on the ground and enter all of the first 3 steps. Close and disable all electronics, sit on the floor, not breathing and eyes closed, focus on the wall, willing all mind and concious into that wall, and sink into nothingness.

CONGRATULATIONS!

You have successfully entered NOTHINGNESS! This curious art of many famous and successful people has been kept secret for a long time, (and sharing is not reccommended, as FBI agents are monitoring all beings for secrets of the zen mode) but now you can go into your zen mode when you rage quit in the shitty IW games!

Thanks for reading and please discuss your success!

~Lucas

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