Come on, everyone loves these. You know you want to.

 

 

Have you heard the joke about the african child with aids?

It never gets old.

 

What do you call a frozen nigga?

 

Stiff shit

 

How to make a rave party ?

 

put bread on the ceiling in Africa

 

Oh right, the censor...

 

Anyways, do you know what's cruel ?

 

Sending a ton of cedevita(that powder you mix with water) to Africa

 

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

No matter what colour, black, yellow, red and normal people, should all be treated equally!

Why do African people always get sick?

 

The medicine says 'take after eating'

 

 

Why are aspirins white? Because they work.

 

Im not racist. My best slave is black!

 

How does a jew calculate his escpae route from a concentration camp? Wind speed x height of the chimney

 

Hey, I heard you have a new pet, whats its name? Jamal.

 

 

What's the most positive thing in Harlem?

HIV

 

how long does it take for a black woman to carry garbage?

 

9 months

 

A Turk and a Jew are jumping off a tower. Who's faster on the ground?

 

The Turk, since shit is heavier than ash.

 

What is a bunch of black people falling with their parachutes?

 

Nightfall!

 

How does it help you in jail to sleep with your ass towards the wall,

 

when you leave your mouth wide open?

 

No matter what colour, black, yellow, red and normal people, should all be treated equally!

No matter what colour, black, yellow, red and normal people, should all be treated equally!

"Treated equally" means I can makes jokes about everyone.

A priest, an alcoholic and a rapist enters a bar.

 

 

He orders a beer.

i dont get it.............. i see what you did there

How does a black woman take a pregnancy test?

 

She sticks a banana up her pussy. If it comes back out half-eaten, we know another monkey is on the way.

 

 

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

 

They make niggers run faster.

 

What is the difference between a bench and a black guy?

 

A bench can support a family!

 

 

Edit: Ty CFour

Idk how you do the censor "with the black thing" ohhh seems racist right there bahh anyways

 

What is the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family!

 

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How do you kill 50 flies at once???

 

Hit a black guy in the face with a shovel

 

How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?

 

 

2 in the front, 3 in the back and 100 in the ashtray.

 

 

Why do the showerheads in Auschwitz have 11 holes?

 

 

Jews only have 10 fingers.

 

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?

 

A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

 

 

How can you tell when a nigger as gone through your computer?

 

Its gone....

 

How do you starve a black man?

 

Hide his food stamps in his work boots.

 

 

 

So a black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bar tender looks over and says "Hey whered you get that thing?" The parrot replied "In Africa, they're all over the place."