I just read it on a news portal in my country and then searched for the English version. I wonder what will people say on 22.12. (Fuck off Americunts, this is best date format.)

 

 

Maybe we should all watch Gangnam style more often so the number reaches billion way before.

.......................

Sophos know too much.

 

Dispose of him.

OMFG, ILLUMINATI!!!!111

Actually if u look at its current pace. It should reach 1B around the 22 maybe a few days later...

OMFG, ILLUMINATI!!!!111

eh wat

What does Nostradamus have to do with the Illuminati?

 

inb4 people asking HURR DURR WHO IZ NOSTRADAMUS

The world won't end in 2012, there is way to much cool shit coming out in 2013.

Oh and @...

(Fuck off Americunts, this is best date format.)

Fuck you.┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

The world isn't going to end anytime soon, so I'll be laughing at anyone that believed that whole Maya bullshit and sold everything when it's 22-12-12.

If the world does end noone's left to laugh at my lack of belief in that prophecy anyway.

(Fuck off Americunts, this is best date format.)

Fuck you.┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

Come on, admit it, your date format is broken.

The world isn't going to end anytime soon, so I'll be laughing at anyone that believed that whole Maya bullshit and sold everything when it's 22-12-12.

If the world does end noone's left to laugh at my lack of belief in that prophecy anyway.

(Fuck off Americunts, this is best date format.)

Fuck you.┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

Come on, admit it, your date format is broken.

Along with your measurement system. Catch up with the world pl0x.

Come on, admit it, your date format is broken.

Along with your measurement system. Catch up with the world pl0x.

 

Yep, the metric system is just simpler and way more logical.

Not sure why they don't adopt it / aren't using it actually. (it's recognized officially but rarely anyone seems to use it...)

 

Also, expensive shit like the loss of the Mars Climate Orbiter wouldn't have happened.

/offtopic

*Cries

Plerse respec our country

>ontopic<

yes the world is going to get fmg9'd.

If that's the case, I will eat a box of Viagra before raping someone...

Along with your measurement system. Catch up with the world pl0x.

Not sure why they don't adopt it / aren't using it actually.

 

I like the metric system for calculations, but for estimating lengths the Imperial is easier for me.

You expect the world to speak English but refuse to use a LOGICAL system of measurment used pretty much everywhere? Mkay.

Why are we still using Fahrenheit and Celsius instead of Kelvin in 2012?

Why are we still using Fahrenheit and Celsius instead of Kelvin in 2012?

Because celsius makes sense?

0 degrees - water freezes

100 degrees - boils

 

and kelvins are the same as celsius anyway.

Why are we still using Fahrenheit and Celsius instead of Kelvin in 2012?

Because celsius makes sense?

0 degrees - water freezes

100 degrees - boils

 

and kelvins are the same as celsius anyway.

 

So water is the new international standard ?

Why are we still using Fahrenheit and Celsius instead of Kelvin in 2012?

Because celsius makes sense?

0 degrees - water freezes

100 degrees - boils

 

and kelvins are the same as celsius anyway.

 

So water is the new international standard ?

well, yeah?

As fahrenheits make even less sense

Why are we still using Fahrenheit and Celsius instead of Kelvin in 2012?

Because celsius makes sense?

0 degrees - water freezes

100 degrees - boils

 

and kelvins are the same as celsius anyway.

Kelvin makes sense as well: -273 В°C, the lowest temperature ever reached, and the lowest temp making physical sense = 0 В°K.

Actually -273ВєC is not 0ВєK but its 0,15ВєK

Actually -273ВєC is not 0ВєK but its 0,15ВєK

Orly? Thanks for that Sherlock. Those .15 dont matter right now.

You expect the world to speak English but refuse to use a LOGICAL system of measurment used pretty much everywhere? Mkay.

 

As English is illogical!

Best.Derail.Ever.

Best.Derail.Ever.

 

well yes....yes it is

I've been investigating a bit more and this is what I found.

 

First of all Assassin's Creed franchise is owned by the real world Assassins Brotherhood, and it's the main way they earn money to conduct their research on stopping the apocalypse. However, the game is a lie. More on that later.

Youtube is owned by the Templars or the Illuminati and PSY is the leader of the Asian Illuminati branch, that's the reason behind his sudden rise to power. Nostradamus is one of the ancestors of an Abstergo Templar subject.

 

This is how it goes:

Nostradamus' prophecies weren't really prophecies, they were plans! As a Templar master, he knew about the end of the world plox, and he engineered everything. Every single detail he predicted which became true later was made into action by the Templars themselves. His final plan was making sure only Templars remain, and rest die, so he had to make plans way in the future. What he had in mind was global countdown system, that is contributed by users themselves, and in time they knew the more they use it, the closer to end they are, they would use it even more out of the curiosity. This where Youtube and PSY come. Youtube is a Templar project, engineered years before to be the final countdown. The goal was to popularize it and make people "addicted to it" and their daily internet destination, thus creating huge userbase that will surely finish the countdown in time. Here comes PSY who made the song, knowing it would be the trigger to the doomsday. Illuminati made it popular on Youtube, and the Youtube addicted masses just kept on listening it. Their calculations were correct, and the song will surely reach 1.000.000.000 views by 21.12.2012. opening the so called Pandora's box and triggering doomsday.

 

Assassins can't stop it now. Enjoy the last 19 days to live!

worst. conspiracy theory. ever.

 

everyone would believe that google are so rich they got dozens of nukes around the world, ready to go off when that video hits 1 billion views.