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OP's guide to being a faggot

Автор: -2DH--Section
в /dev/urandom

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The instructions arent clear enough.

While trying to become OP I slipped on the wet floor while holding 2 apples.

 

Will the slipping error occur even if I hold 2 oranges?

You need to be very precise to pull it off with 2 oranges.

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    The instructions arent clear enough.

    While trying to become OP I slipped on the wet floor while holding 2 apples.

     

    Will the slipping error occur even if I hold 2 oranges?

    No, 3 oranges or 2 bananas however are known to cause severe slipping

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    The instructions arent clear enough.

    While trying to become OP I slipped on the wet floor while holding 2 apples.

     

    Will the slipping error occur even if I hold 2 oranges?

    Im not sure, havent tried. My butt still hurts, so I dont want to risk that again.

     

    Try it and post results, mkay? :P

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    The instructions arent clear enough.

    While trying to become OP I slipped on the wet floor while holding 2 apples.

     

    Will the slipping error occur even if I hold 2 oranges?

    Im not sure, havent tried. My butt still hurts, so I dont want to risk that again.

     

    Try it and post results, mkay? :P

     

    No oranges don't work... Maybe I should paint them red, like apples! (and your hurt butt)

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    I've updated my apples to the newest version, still the same issues.

    Did anyone try this with oil?

     

    replace the oil with lube6.5

    Would like to do so, but I don't have that.

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    Guide for staff to be a faggot:

     

    1. Visit thread

    2. Make sure you're the 2nd poster

    3. Ban and delete OP

    4. you're op and now a qualified faggot.

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