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I am trained in gorilla warfare
this p. much sums it up
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Ugmm, it's a popular copy pasta.
yeah tell me more
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If you like what Silverfin hates, why are you using the same font colour as him?
i'll slit you neck and watch you bleed to death you pathetic waste of fucking life i hope you god is as powerful as they portray his fucking shit because when i am finished with you he'll need to rearrange yo shit and scene damn cant you spell it at all seeing on how your the expert of this when the bands you like are third world wanna be's and to add i live in america but i am brit dumb shit shows what you learn from stalking my shit lurking little bitch and fuck your shit scene is a label nice to see the immature little bitches from other country's who act as if they are in middle school or is it that you didn't get that far in life you think your pathetic little insults work that they make me depressed or emo or what ever you dumb fucks call it when i could swear that you live in a conformist country full of the same damn wanna be's when i am here as who i am chris not scene.scene kids are pussies who change with the time emo's bitch about how sad they are fuck that dumb shit fuck they don't even drink German beer or liq. what the fuck is that stop acting like a prick who has no dick from my point of view you are a virgin in the world of women who want nothing to do with you so grow the fuck up you sad waste of life.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Well, you acted like you didn't know.

 

Anyway, we should stop being offtopic now.

jus cuz i registred 26 yrs l8r thn u dun mens u cn inslt me lk dat m8

 

 

What the nigger did you just fucking say about me, you little nigger? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Niggers, and I've been involved in numerous secret niggers on Al-Nigger, and I have over 300 confirmed niggers. I am trained in nigger warfare and I'm the top nigger in the entire US armed niggers. You are nothing to me but just another nigger. I will wipe you the fuck out with niggers the likes of which has never been seen before on this Nigger, mark my fucking niggers. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Nigger? Think again, nigger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of niggers across the USA and your NIGGER is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, nigger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little nigger you call your nigger. You're fucking dead, nigger. I can be anynigger, anynigger, and I can nigger you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare niggers. Not only am I extensively trained in nigger combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Nigger Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable nigger off the face of the continent, you little nigger. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "nigger" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking nigger. But you couldn'gger, you didn'gger, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn nigger. I will shit nigger all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, nigger.

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Well, you acted like you didn't know.

 

Anyway, we should stop being offtopic now.

jus cuz i registred 26 yrs l8r thn u dun mens u cn inslt me lk dat m8

 

 

What the nigger did you just fucking say about me, you little nigger? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Niggers, and I've been involved in numerous secret niggers on Al-Nigger, and I have over 300 confirmed niggers. I am trained in nigger warfare and I'm the top nigger in the entire US armed niggers. You are nothing to me but just another nigger. I will wipe you the fuck out with niggers the likes of which has never been seen before on this Nigger, mark my fucking niggers. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Nigger? Think again, nigger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of niggers across the USA and your NIGGER is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, nigger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little nigger you call your nigger. You're fucking dead, nigger. I can be anynigger, anynigger, and I can nigger you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare niggers. Not only am I extensively trained in nigger combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Nigger Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable nigger off the face of the continent, you little nigger. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "nigger" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking nigger. But you couldn'gger, you didn'gger, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn nigger. I will shit nigger all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, nigger.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

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My last name translated to english= Shadowbeach

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someone please make an edition in which plenty of words are replaced with Aladeen.

What the Aladeen did you just fucking say about me, you little Aladeen? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Aladeens, and I've been involved in numerous secret Aladeens on Al-Aladeen, and I have over 300 confirmed Aladeens. I am trained in Aladeen warfare and I'm the top Aladeen in the entire US armed Aladeens. You are nothing to me but just another Aladeen. I will wipe you the fuck out with Aladeens the likes of which has never been seen before on this Aladeen, mark my fucking Aladeens. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Aladeen? Think again, Aladeen. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Aladeens across the USA and your Aladeen is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Aladeen. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little Aladeen you call your Aladeen. You're fucking dead, Aladeen. I can be anyAladeen, anyAladeen, and I can Aladeen you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare Aladeens. Not only am I extensively trained in Aladeen combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Aladeen Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Aladeen off the face of the continent, you little Aladeen. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "Aladeen" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Aladeen. But you couldn'gger, you didn'gger, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Aladeen. I will shit Aladeen all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Aladeen.

 

i didn't even try

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someone please make an edition in which plenty of words are replaced with Aladeen.

What the Aladeen did you just fucking say about me, you little Aladeen? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Aladeens, and I've been involved in numerous secret Aladeens on Al-Aladeen, and I have over 300 confirmed Aladeens. I am trained in Aladeen warfare and I'm the top Aladeen in the entire US armed Aladeens. You are nothing to me but just another Aladeen. I will wipe you the fuck out with Aladeens the likes of which has never been seen before on this Aladeen, mark my fucking Aladeens. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Aladeen? Think again, Aladeen. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Aladeens across the USA and your Aladeen is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Aladeen. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little Aladeen you call your Aladeen. You're fucking dead, Aladeen. I can be anyAladeen, anyAladeen, and I can Aladeen you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare Aladeens. Not only am I extensively trained in Aladeen combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Aladeen Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Aladeen off the face of the continent, you little Aladeen. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "Aladeen" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Aladeen. But you couldn'gger, you didn'gger, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Aladeen. I will shit Aladeen all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Aladeen.

 

i didn't even try

3/10

Did it, but didn't quite follow the movie's meaning of Aladeen.

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MindFreak1987

 

Well MindFreak is the magician which everyone hates.. and 1987 is the year when my fan club of my favorite football club was created. (the name of the fan club is "Horde Zla 1987" :)

Kinda guessed it wasn't your date of birth

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MindFreak1987

 

Well MindFreak is the magician which everyone hates.. and 1987 is the year when my fan club of my favorite football club was created. (the name of the fan club is "Horde Zla 1987" :)

Kinda guessed it wasn't your date of birth

No.. i was born in 1993 Im 19 yr old.

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