serious question but likely wouldn't be taken seriously in any forum here

anyways yeah is it shitty or good i hear mixed reviews .-.

Never taken a girl's virginity in my life.

Also,

Save sex for someone special

IT FEELS WEIRD BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD SEEEEEEEEEEEEX YET.

Whats virginity?

Never taken a girl's virginity in my life.

Also,

Save sex for someone special

Good advice b|itz

Nevrr done it, but people say there is blood and stuff, won't like it.

Messy. :roll:

I'm 40 and never done it...

 

Owh, you're talking about sex ?

.___. What is this Yahoo answers?

Anyway it's messy.

try an apple pie.

try an apple pie.

haha

 

Anyways, yes, pretty messy.

Messy. :roll:

Go away convery, we're talking about humans, not hedgehogs.

 

At least, I think so.

serious question but likely wouldn't be taken seriously in any forum here

anyways yeah is it shitty or good i hear mixed reviews .-.

 

It's terrible, she would have no idea what to do, she might be crying coz of pain + the BLOOD everywhere, I've spend 2 hours cleaning that shit.

I won't do that ever again.

Sister?

i cant say if it is shitty or good it depends i guess. the most important thing is for you to be with the person you love. if it is so its never shitty.

also women are different, some feel a lot of pain during their first intercourse, even second or third, some feel little pain, some bleed a lot, some a little, some dont bleed at all.

anyway I have to give one advice when you take a girls virginity, whoever she is, she is trusting you a lot, so be patient with her and "stay close to her" cuz most of women get troubled emotionally after losing their virginity.

IT FEELS WEIRD BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD SEEEEEEEEEEEEX YET.

 

I guess when you will you will 'Pwn' her

No joke, it helps when she is drunk (not fucked up, just.. you know). And no, I don't mean pick up a random girl who doesn't realize what she is doing, I'm still talking about the same girl with whom you have discussed in advance that you are going to do it.Trust me, it makes a huge difference, and both your experiences of it will be much better.

Okay thanks for your help guys.. I know it's kinda funny question but thanks for somewhat-serious answers. :3

Also yes I will use a condom if I proceed with this operation.

Also yes I will use a condom if I proceed with this operation.

Operation penetration? Bloody good luck, Mr. Wiener.

Actually never experienced that, all the young girls I had sex with weren't virgins.

:C

Also yes I will use a condom if I proceed with this operation.

Operation penetration? Bloody good luck, Mr. Wiener.

Can't say I didn't laugh at this one, 10/10.

Also yes I will use a condom if I proceed with this operation.

Operation penetration? Bloody good luck, Mr. Wiener.

Can't say I didn't laugh at this one, 10/10.

bloody hehe

but yes did lol

11/10 would bang

anyways while we're at it what am i supposed to do if i eat her out .-. do i like say the alphabet in her pussy or some shit.. i kinda have an idea of the foreplay .-.

wut .-. watch a porno or something lol, you don't say anything ._. just, er, lick and bite a bit(?) but not too much.

wut .-. watch a porno or something lol, you don't say anything ._. just, er, lick and bite a bit(?) but not too much.

inb4 he bites off her clitoris

wut .-. watch a porno or something lol, you don't say anything ._. just, er, lick and bite a bit(?) but not too much.

inb4 he bites off her clitoris

._.

Yes, watch porn to see how to have sex.. gg ghosty

wut .-. watch a porno or something lol, you don't say anything ._. just, er, lick and bite a bit(?) but not too much.

 

Worst sex advice ever ._.

Porno =/= real life sex