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look good

lol thank you rawr! :|

 

always carry money

If I costs for a fucking bitch who will not respect my me for wasting my money for her is useless and drangeous for my wallet.

If I buy a new processor my PC will be 100% better.

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sick guide man. xD

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k00p":1te9uhlr]If I costs for a fucking bitch who will not respect my me for wasting my money for her is useless and drangeous for my wallet.

If I buy a new processor my PC will be 100% better.

 

What?

 

Also, guys, relationships suck, if you want a girl, go for the 1 night stand option. It's really easy, all you have to do is smell good, dress properly (don't go to extremes like wearing sweatpants in the club, like I saw few guys doing, but don't wear a suit either, unless you don't look like 14-19 yo fag like you are. Get some accessories too, watch is probably the best choice for men. Always have lots of money wih you, but don't overdo it, otherwise it's just cockiness. Have the maximum amount of money you would spend if drinking all night (I think €80-100 would be enough for most, but on some occassions I used to have more than €300, which can be justified only if you're carrying it in a wallet, and not your pocket, otherwise, it's just cockiness.

 

Don't be a douche at all, that's where guys go wrong. Girls like douches because they look like they're having fun. So, show them you will have fun while out at all costs. Drink, dance, sing, do crazy shit, anything, but don't be straight up douche to girls. You will know when a girl notices you, and that's where to strike. Now, this is the hardest of all, because if you're new at it, you won't be confident, and that's most important. You must be confident, and have balls to approach her. Interaction depends on the girl herself now, there are many options, from just talk to offering her a drink or dance. You gotta judge the situation in here, and if you wrong by making her dance on the song she hates, you're dun goofd. After the first contact everything becomes easier, if she's interested she'll lead the conversation, you'll just have to answer her questions and agree with her on whatever she says, well not everything, but you'll know when you can and when you can't (remember, if you want to actually be with this girl it's important to actually listen what she says, because you'll win her over by mentioning details she said the night you met her). So, that's it, if se leads conversation, you're in, get her out for a walk, kiss her out, maybe even finger her if no one can see you (public fingering in the park is awesome, that is, if no one's around), and when she wants to head home, follow her if she offers, that is certainly more kissing, and maybe sex if she's in mood.

 

If she doesn't lead the conversation once you approach her, then you're fucked, get another drink and find next target.

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k00p":3qx9nnvr]If I costs for a fucking bitch who will not respect my me for wasting my money for her is useless and drangeous for my wallet.

If I buy a new processor my PC will be 100% better.

 

What?

 

Also, guys, relationships suck, if you want a girl, go for the 1 night stand option. It's really easy, all you have to do is smell good, dress properly (don't go to extremes like wearing sweatpants in the club, like I saw few guys doing, but don't wear a suit either, unless you don't look like 14-19 yo fag like you are. Get some accessories too, watch is probably the best choice for men. Always have lots of money wih you, but don't overdo it, otherwise it's just cockiness. Have the maximum amount of money you would spend if drinking all night (I think €80-100 would be enough for most, but on some occassions I used to have more than €300, which can be justified only if you're carrying it in a wallet, and not your pocket, otherwise, it's just cockiness.

 

Don't be a douche at all, that's where guys go wrong. Girls like douches because they look like they're having fun. So, show them you will have fun while out at all costs. Drink, dance, sing, do crazy shit, anything, but don't be straight up douche to girls. You will know when a girl notices you, and that's where to strike. Now, this is the hardest of all, because if you're new at it, you won't be confident, and that's most important. You must be confident, and have balls to approach her. Interaction depends on the girl herself now, there are many options, from just talk to offering her a drink or dance. You gotta judge the situation in here, and if you wrong by making her dance on the song she hates, you're dun goofd. After the first contact everything becomes easier, if she's interested she'll lead the conversation, you'll just have to answer her questions and agree with her on whatever she says, well not everything, but you'll know when you can and when you can't (remember, if you want to actually be with this girl it's important to actually listen what she says, because you'll win her over by mentioning details she said the night you met her). So, that's it, if se leads conversation, you're in, get her out for a walk, kiss her out, maybe even finger her if no one can see you (public fingering in the park is awesome, that is, if no one's around), and when she wants to head home, follow her if she offers, that is certainly more kissing, and maybe sex if she's in mood.

 

If she doesn't lead the conversation once you approach her, then you're fucked, get another drink and find next target.

Apart from the relationships suck, have a one night stand, those are some wise words.

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1) Buy roofies.

2) Meet girl.

3) Buy drinks.

4) Tell her she dropped something.

5) Insert roofies when she's bending down.

6) Take her home.

7) Home do whatever.

8) Dump the body on the top of Ceasers Palace in Las Vegas.

9) idk

 

lol'd so fucking hard

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Apart from the relationships suck, have a one night stand, those are some wise words.

 

We are young and shouldn't be contained for only 1 girl for years. Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks? I won't have any serious relationships untill I'm at least 25.

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Apart from the relationships suck, have a one night stand, those are some wise words.

 

We are young and shouldn't be contained for only 1 girl for years. Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks? I won't have any serious relationships untill I'm at least 25.

I'm not up for that shit even now. And I'm 20.

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Apart from the relationships suck, have a one night stand, those are some wise words.

 

We are young and shouldn't be contained for only 1 girl for years. Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks? I won't have any serious relationships untill I'm at least 25.

I'm not up for that shit even now. And I'm 20.

 

Ugh, for what shit? Relationships? Being only 20, you shouldn't be.

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Apart from the relationships suck, have a one night stand, those are some wise words.

 

We are young and shouldn't be contained for only 1 girl for years. Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks? I won't have any serious relationships untill I'm at least 25.

I'm not up for that shit even now. And I'm 20.

 

Ugh, for what shit? Relationships? Being only 20, you shouldn't be.

No, this:

Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks?
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Apart from the relationships suck, have a one night stand, those are some wise words.

 

We are young and shouldn't be contained for only 1 girl for years. Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks? I won't have any serious relationships untill I'm at least 25.

I'm not up for that shit even now. And I'm 20.

 

Ugh, for what shit? Relationships? Being only 20, you shouldn't be.

No, this:

Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks?

 

 

Once you get married or so, you'll be sorry for not having any experience before you chained yourself to death.

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When did /dev/ get so philosophical?

 

There was a time back in aIW when the forums almost served as a talk group for people with problems... I miss that time, so full of dramas and interesting threads. Heck, if I recall correctly there even were about 2-3 suicide threads.

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Heck, if I recall correctly there even were about 2-3 suicide threads.

 

We got them here too, most are NTA's

 

Meh, for example I can remember a thread on aIW where a guy who lived in a poor country wanted to suicide. He had only one friend in his life - who was female, which he had a crush on. The story was long, but in short he felt that there was no hope for his future.

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Heck, if I recall correctly there even were about 2-3 suicide threads.

 

We got them here too, most are NTA's

 

I doubt he's really suicidal though, more like "down" at times.

 

Even though, I could be very wrong. There are thousands of users in here that think they know him, but they actually don't. No one knows him for real. Maybe that's what's bothering him? He has done so much, work appreciated by a huge amount of people, and yet no one knows him IRL.

 

If there was a gamer land, he would be a superstar, but unfortunately we live with noobs.

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Apart from the relationships suck, have a one night stand, those are some wise words.

 

We are young and shouldn't be contained for only 1 girl for years. Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks? I won't have any serious relationships untill I'm at least 25.

I'm not up for that shit even now. And I'm 20.

 

Ugh, for what shit? Relationships? Being only 20, you shouldn't be.

No, this:

Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks?

 

 

Once you get married or so, you'll be sorry for not having any experience before you chained yourself to death.

Marriage. lolwuat, Im not even close to thinking about it. I plan to marry when Im done with university and have a proper job, at which point I'll probably be 27 or 28yrs old.

 

Heck, if I recall correctly there even were about 2-3 suicide threads.

 

We got them here too, most are NTA's

 

I doubt he's really suicidal though, more like "down" at times.

 

Even though, I could be very wrong. There are thousands of users in here that think they know him, but they actually don't. No one knows him for real. Maybe that's what's bothering him? He has done so much, work appreciated by a huge amount of people, and yet no one knows him IRL.

 

If there was a gamer land, he would be a superstar, but unfortunately we live with noobs.

Id actually like to help him. But he isnt letting anyone...

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Marriage. lolwuat, Im not even close to thinking about it. I plan to marry when Im done with university and have a proper job, at which point I'll probably be 27 or 28yrs old.

I didn't say you're interested in it now, but by the time you do get married, well, you could be sorry for missed opportunity of fucking all those hotties that you could have.

 

 

Id actually like to help him. But he isnt letting anyone...

 

I'd love to help him too, but even if he allowed anyone to enter his world, it would be impossible because I live too far away. I think he would actually be a good buddy, dunno what he's afraid of.

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Apart from the relationships suck, have a one night stand, those are some wise words.

 

We are young and shouldn't be contained for only 1 girl for years. Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks? I won't have any serious relationships untill I'm at least 25.

 

It depends. You are young, you go out, have sex with lots of girls. Lots of shallow relationships. But how wierd it may sound, you may find a girl who you like so much that you don't want to fuck other girls anymore.

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We are young and shouldn't be contained for only 1 girl for years. Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks? I won't have any serious relationships untill I'm at least 25.

Am I the only one who doesn't want to fuck people every few weeks? My opinion may change in the future (as I am 15) but for now I would just like to have that 'love' feeling, not fucking different people every few weeks. I have never have the 'love' feeling before.

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