Okay you sad, lonely people of the internets. This is your replacement for the social interaction that should have taught you how to function properly.

 

1. Be Confident & mature, look good and smell good

If you're having trouble being confident, just remember to #YOLO as much as you can. And mature is good; ever wondered why girls go for the guys just a little older than you? Yeah, that's why. Be polite, don't laugh when someone says "penis" and always carry money and you should be fine. Similarly, try not to walk outside in some hideous outfit. Colour co-ordination isn't actually that hard. If you shirt is crinkly, iron it for fuck's sake.

NOTE: Soaking your clothes in cheap body spray != smelling good (unless you're going after 11 year old sluts)

 

2. If she gets angry at you, you're wrong

You sacrificed your last remaining scrap of dignity when you decided to go after this girl. Apologise, and try to explain how you were wrong. Just remember that the female brain has cunningly evolved to recognise all attempts at logic or reason as a personal attack.

 

3. Compliments

It might feel cheesy and forced, but almost any girl will dive head-first into anything that looks like a compliment. Just try not to comment on how great her boobs look in that pushup bra (Protip: They don't actually look that good. Damn false advertising.)

 

4. Don't be a dick

Being playful is fine, but contrary to popular belief, being a complete and utter asshole isn't actually attractive. What a surprise.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me

I do not necessarily agree with the 'compliment'-part. Most girls look through that easily.

 

You have to find something which they are secretly very proud of and compliment on that.

>any 'relationships' or 'sexuality' or anything similar at all

>any time

shiggy diggy

 

oh please, really?

you're saying that now, but when you actually get a relationship you don't want to go back

Apart from the relationships suck, have a one night stand, those are some wise words.

 

We are young and shouldn't be contained for only 1 girl for years. Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks? I won't have any serious relationships untill I'm at least 25.

 

It depends. You are young, you go out, have sex with lots of girls. Lots of shallow relationships. But how wierd it may sound, you may find a girl who you like so much that you don't want to fuck other girls anymore.

 

Haven't found one like that yet. My longest relationship lasted only few months, and once I got out of it, I became free for real. Girl is now my best friend, but we would never like to be together again. This feels much better.

She didn't give pussy, so I found others for that, while remaining good with her. Life is good.

 

We are young and shouldn't be contained for only 1 girl for years. Don't you want to fuck another girl every few weeks? I won't have any serious relationships untill I'm at least 25.

Am I the only one who doesn't want to fuck people every few weeks? My opinion may change in the future (as I am 15) but for now I would just like to have that 'love' feeling, not fucking different people every few weeks. I have never have the 'love' feeling before.

 

>Implying you must have a GF to feel being loved.

>Implying you must have a GF to feel being loved.

Well, I am referring to this sort of subject. 'Parental' or 'family' love is much different.

>any 'relationships' or 'sexuality' or anything similar at all

>any time

shiggy diggy

 

oh please, really?

you're saying that now, but when you actually get a relationship you don't want to go back

you don't even know me

This guide is pretty good.

 

Proof?

 

OP is a tiger. Bitches love tigerprint.

>any 'relationships' or 'sexuality' or anything similar at all

>any time

shiggy diggy

 

oh please, really?

you're saying that now, but when you actually get a relationship you don't want to go back

you don't even know me

what about pills, we have a lot of offers in our recycle bin section ;3

>Implying you must have a GF to feel being loved.

Well, I am referring to this sort of subject. 'Parental' or 'family' love is much different.

 

I'm not talking about parental love either.

>any 'relationships' or 'sexuality' or anything similar at all

>any time

shiggy diggy

 

oh please, really?

you're saying that now, but when you actually get a relationship you don't want to go back

 

Robots don't get GirlFriends, noob.

>any 'relationships' or 'sexuality' or anything similar at all

>any time

shiggy diggy

Youre being pessimistic

You just have to be open for it.

I'm not talking about parental love either.

Narcissism?

I'm not talking about parental love either.

Narcissism?

 

That too. But I was thinking about friendzoning a girl that really likes you.

>any 'relationships' or 'sexuality' or anything similar at all

>any time

shiggy diggy

 

oh please, really?

you're saying that now, but when you actually get a relationship you don't want to go back

you don't even know me

 

no I don't, but that's irrelevant.

you should try it