Okay you sad, lonely people of the internets. This is your replacement for the social interaction that should have taught you how to function properly.

 

1. Be Confident & mature, look good and smell good

If you're having trouble being confident, just remember to #YOLO as much as you can. And mature is good; ever wondered why girls go for the guys just a little older than you? Yeah, that's why. Be polite, don't laugh when someone says "penis" and always carry money and you should be fine. Similarly, try not to walk outside in some hideous outfit. Colour co-ordination isn't actually that hard. If you shirt is crinkly, iron it for fuck's sake.

NOTE: Soaking your clothes in cheap body spray != smelling good (unless you're going after 11 year old sluts)

 

2. If she gets angry at you, you're wrong

You sacrificed your last remaining scrap of dignity when you decided to go after this girl. Apologise, and try to explain how you were wrong. Just remember that the female brain has cunningly evolved to recognise all attempts at logic or reason as a personal attack.

 

3. Compliments

It might feel cheesy and forced, but almost any girl will dive head-first into anything that looks like a compliment. Just try not to comment on how great her boobs look in that pushup bra (Protip: They don't actually look that good. Damn false advertising.)

 

4. Don't be a dick

Being playful is fine, but contrary to popular belief, being a complete and utter asshole isn't actually attractive. What a surprise.

NOTE: Soaking your clothes in cheap body spray != smelling good (unless you're going after 11 year old sluts)

I have to say, I did lol

Wow, I followed this guide and got so many chicks in a week! Thank you, rawrimatiger!

Just remember that the female brain has cunningly evolved to recognise all attempts at logic or reason as a personal attack.

 

Guise, you might think he's joking but sadly, he's not. Any guy that has dated a girl can confirm this.

Girlfriends are for losers who don't play video games.

Girlfriends are for losers who don't play video games.

What about having a girlfriend who plays video games with you??

Girlfriends are for losers who don't play video games.

What about having a girlfriend who plays video games with you??

Also a bad idea, arguments fer days and/or you don't get to play SP games

Girlfriends are for losers who don't play video games.

What about having a girlfriend who plays video games with you??

Also a bad idea, arguments fer days and/or you don't get to play SP games

Better than getting to play almost no games at all because you have to watch twilight.

Girlfriends are for losers who don't play video games.

What about having a girlfriend who plays video games with you??

>playing video games with someone while being in the same room

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1) Buy roofies.

2) Meet girl.

3) Buy drinks.

4) Tell her she dropped something.

5) Insert roofies when she's bending down.

6) Take her home.

7) Home do whatever.

8) Dump the body on the top of Ceasers Palace in Las Vegas.

9) idk

1) Buy roofies.

2) Meet girl.

3) Buy drinks.

4) Tell her she dropped something.

5) Insert roofies when she's bending down.

6) Take her home.

7) Home do whatever.

8) Dump the body on the top of Ceasers Palace in Las Vegas.

9) idk

I can confirm that this works,

5) Insert roofies when she's bending down.

Sounds so wrong

What the potato was this for? ._.

5) Insert roofies when she's bending down.

Sounds so right*

What the potato was this for? ._.

why, lulz of course

Makes sense

/me lulz-es

Nice name you got there, Mr. Womanizer :>

Just try not to comment on how great her boobs look in that pushup bra (Protip: They don't actually look that good. Damn false advertising.)

Let's say I didn't quite follow that one. The result couldn't have been better though.

Just try not to comment on how great her boobs look in that pushup bra (Protip: They don't actually look that good. Damn false advertising.)

Let's say I didn't quite follow that one. The result couldn't have been better though.

 

Yup, if you know them for a while, they won't mind if you say her tits look bigger in that shirt/top/whateverthefuckshe'swearing than they usually do.

The instructions werent clear enough. Her arm is stuck in a vending machine and she sings "War" by Edwin Starr. wat do?

Meh.... Only works if the girls are mature enough to appreciate this stuff.

i started with step 4 She never wanted to talk to me again...

is it because i told her to make me a sandwich on the first day ?

i started with step 4 She never wanted to talk to me again...

is it because i told her to make me a sandwich on the first day ?

No, she's just being a bitch.

i started with step 4 She never wanted to talk to me again...

is it because i told her to make me a sandwich on the first day ?

No, she's just being a bitch.

this guide is useless

back to rape.

Okay you sad, lonely people of the internets. This is your replacement for the social interaction that should have taught you how to function properly.

 

1. Be Confident & mature, look good and smell good

If you're having trouble being confident, just remember to #YOLO as much as you can. And mature is good; ever wondered why girls go for the guys just a little older than you? Yeah, that's why. Be polite, don't laugh when someone says "penis" and always carry money and you should be fine. Similarly, try not to walk outside in some hideous outfit. Colour co-ordination isn't actually that hard. If you shirt is crinkly, iron it for fuck's sake.

NOTE: Soaking your clothes in cheap body spray != smelling good (unless you're going after 11 year old sluts)

 

2. If she gets angry at you, you're wrong

You sacrificed your last remaining scrap of dignity when you decided to go after this girl. Apologise, and try to explain how you were wrong. Just remember that the female brain has cunningly evolved to recognise all attempts at logic or reason as a personal attack.

 

3. Compliments

It might feel cheesy and forced, but almost any girl will dive head-first into anything that looks like a compliment. Just try not to comment on how great her boobs look in that pushup bra (Protip: They don't actually look that good. Damn false advertising.)

 

4. Don't be a dick

Being playful is fine, but contrary to popular belief, being a complete and utter asshole isn't actually attractive. What a surprise.

 

*5. The girl

Dude u need a girl that looks as cute as hell and u must like her the most.

Dont ask her,just get her.

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