As requested by Werkot.

 

• 1. Dress casual. Girls like 'em good looking guys. Don't go for that 'gansta-styled-style', just be casual. Some jeans, a nice shirt/t-shirt is good.
  2. Do your hair! I can't stress this enough. Your hair-style is viewable even from a good distance. If they aren't interested by your looks they won't even try to dig under your skin and check what you're hiding under there.
  3. Take a shower, please. This should be self-explanatory.
  4. Use some perfume/spray. Smells nice, doesn't it.
  5. Act friendly. Even if you're one of those 'no-lifer-can't-socialize' type of guy, the best you can do is act friendly. Seriously, you won't believe what buying them atleast one thing might get you ;p
  6. Work on your smile. A nice smile is always fine.
  7. Meeting them through social sites, facebook, hurr durr, is always fine and dandy.
  8. Tell them how 'different' you're from the other fellas, they will fall for you immediatly.
  9. Do go out more, please.
  10. Girls love it when you listen to them and tell them your problems. Just not too much, k ?

 

I just realized I suck at 'guides'.

Also, when in conversation, say stuff that flatters them. NEVER insult them or say any snide remarks.

As long as you're not a stinky neckbeard (which is something you do yourselves, ie change it, now) you shouldn't have too much trouble.

1. Man the fuck up and do it. Walk over there, and talk to her/offer her a drink/do what is suitable to the situation

2. get rejected, get used to it.

3. succeed.

so many pickup masters ITT

9. Do go out more, please.

I immediately fail at that

 

Same as me :\

Also, when in conversation, say stuff that flatters them. NEVER insult them or say any snide remarks.

 

well, thanks captain.

To be honest I thought this thread was pretty obvious. It never amazes me how ignorant people can be.

Also, when in conversation, say stuff that flatters them. NEVER insult them or say any snide remarks.

 

well, thanks captain.

To be honest I thought this thread was pretty obvious. It never amazes me how ignorant people can be.

 

Well some guys don't even know the basics... and most of these guys are gamers. So yeah, I guess there are guys in here who don't know anything about the subject, so every tip is welcome.

Also, when in conversation, say stuff that flatters them. NEVER insult them or say any snide remarks.

Not really good at it, because the only type of humour I'm good at is sarcasm...

As long as you're not a stinky neckbeard (which is something you do yourselves, ie change it, now) you shouldn't have too much trouble.

1. Man the fuck up and do it. Walk over there, and talk to her/offer her a drink/do what is suitable to the situation

2. get rejected, get used to it.

3. fail once more to get a girlfriend.

Story of my love life, btw FTFY

>giving advice

>no qualifications

 

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Well some guys don't even know the basics... and most of these guys are gamers. So yeah, I guess there are guys in here who don't know anything about the subject, so every tip is welcome.

Ignorant isn't the right word. Oblivious is the one I was looking for.

Be sure to brag about your balls of steel. Works everytime.

I just wait and let nature do its course, bam!

say you are totally turned on and need to bang...

it will work 1/9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 tries.

Well... I'll stick to the chloroform...

They never told me not to insult them, my life has changed.

Well... I'll stick to the chloroform...

Good choice.