As requested by Werkot.

 

• 1. Dress casual. Girls like 'em good looking guys. Don't go for that 'gansta-styled-style', just be casual. Some jeans, a nice shirt/t-shirt is good.
  2. Do your hair! I can't stress this enough. Your hair-style is viewable even from a good distance. If they aren't interested by your looks they won't even try to dig under your skin and check what you're hiding under there.
  3. Take a shower, please. This should be self-explanatory.
  4. Use some perfume/spray. Smells nice, doesn't it.
  5. Act friendly. Even if you're one of those 'no-lifer-can't-socialize' type of guy, the best you can do is act friendly. Seriously, you won't believe what buying them atleast one thing might get you ;p
  6. Work on your smile. A nice smile is always fine.
  7. Meeting them through social sites, facebook, hurr durr, is always fine and dandy.
  8. Tell them how 'different' you're from the other fellas, they will fall for you immediatly.
  9. Do go out more, please.
  10. Girls love it when you listen to them and tell them your problems. Just not too much, k ?

 

I just realized I suck at 'guides'.

Actually, this works.

Hay. I claim copyright infringement.

 

9. Do go out more, please.

I immediately fail at that

As requested by Werkot.

 

• 1. Dress casual. Girls like 'em good looking guys. Don't go for that 'gansta-styled-style', just be casual. Some jeans, a nice shirt/t-shirt is good.
  2. Do your hair! I can't stress this enough. Your hair-style is viewable even from a good distance. If they aren't interested by your looks they won't even try to dig under your skin and check what you're hiding under there.
  3. Take a shower, please. This should be self-explanatory.
  4. Use some perfume/spray. Smells nice, doesn't it.
  5. Act friendly. Even if you're one of those 'no-lifer-can't-socialize' type of guy, the best you can do is act friendly. Seriously, you won't believe what buying them atleast one thing might get you ;p
  6. Work on your smile. A nice smile is always fine.
  7. Meeting them through social sites, facebook, hurr durr, is always fine and dandy.
  8. Tell them how 'different' you're from the other fellas, they will fall for you immediatly.
  9. Do go out more, please.
  10. Girls love it when you listen to them and tell them your problems. Just not too much, k ?

 

I just realized I suck at 'guides'.

Is being a cat helpful?

7. Meeting them through social sites, facebook, hurr durr, is always fine and dandy.

Yep, I met my gf through fb :>

Actually, this works.

 

No it doesn't

9. Do go out more, please.

I immediately fail at that

How can you fail at something you do daily ? Note, while going to school you might meet new people, if you look at multiple ways.

Won't work, use my guide:

 

"Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

Done.

How can you fail at something you do daily ? Note, while going to school you might meet new people, if you look at multiple ways.

I know pretty much everyone(Note that most aren't really 'friends') and the fact that is a all boys school makes it a whole lot worse.

8. Tell them how 'different' you're from the other fellas, they will fall for you immediatly.

regarding that, telling them you're a gamer is not a good idea

How can you fail at something you do daily ? Note, while going to school you might meet new people, if you look at multiple ways.

I know pretty much everyone(Note that most aren't really 'friends') and the fact that is a all boys school makes it a whole lot worse.

I have to agree at this point.

The situation we want to get is 1:1/2/3/4 girls.

Won't work, use my guide:

 

"Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

Done.

 

so this is the start of your rape game

No, this is rather the start of my "how many women can I put in my basement?"-game.

8. Tell them how 'different' you're from the other fellas, they will fall for you immediatly.

hue

Won't work, use my guide:

 

"Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

Done.

 

so this is the start of your rape game

No, this is rather the start of my "how many women can I put in my basement?"-game.

 

ah, rape game deluxe edition.

I bet he's just creating his own female witchers training centre.

omg this actually works.

 

1. Meet a nice girl

2. Be friendly/nice to her

3. ???

4. Get friendzoned

happens every damn time

 

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9. Do go out more, please.

What does the mortal realm can offer me?

Won't work, use my guide:

 

"Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

Done.

 

so this is the start of your rape game

No, this is rather the start of my "how many women can I put in my basement?"-game.

 

ah, rape game deluxe edition.

they just released the DLC, Super Rape Game Double Krbby Patty Deluxe with extra vaginal scaring.

 

Coming soon to a basement near you.

В©2013 a large gaming conglomerate

>do your hair

You mean emo hair?

Sorry, don't really want to attract lesbian who were fooled ;3

>do your hair

You mean emo hair?

Sorry, don't really want to attract lesbian who were fooled ;3

I guess he meant CARE FOR YOUR HAIR .-.

As requested by Werkot.

 

• Don't go for that 'gansta-styled-style'
  

 

Oh lol, I failed there :<

I would like to change a few things:

 

1. Girls see beauty differently. Guys look at natural attributes for body and facial symetry, girls don't. For them beauty is how much do you care about your looks, ie. for them make up. For guys it would be clean face, good haircut and such... Don't overdo it, just look neat. Same thing works for clothes, just look clean and neat.

2.Smell good. This is basic advice, but it's really important. Shower yourself atleast once a day, and get a nice perfume when going out, don't use loads of cheap sprays, you don't want to smell like an accident in Axe factory.

3.Be confident. Even if she likes you, the girl will almost never make a first step. Approach to her, say hi, introduce yourself, there you go, you're done. Now she will start asking questions about you if she's interested, just answer them and ask her the same when she finishes, and listen to her, be actiie in the conversation. Really do listen to her, because if you want to date that girl, bringing up a small detail, like minor info, from the time you met her will melt her heart. They love it. Also, whatever she asks you, keep your answer short. What she really wants is to talk about that herself, nor listen to you.

4. Make your intentions clear. Don't be shy, otherwise you'll end up as just one more friend for her. And trust me, that's a lot harder than getting courage to tell her you like her.

 

I have quite more tips, but I CBA to write them as I skipped them in the middle.

 

TL;DR Dress good, have a nice hair, be and look clean, smell good, go out, have a blast, be confident, listen to her, win her over.

8. Tell them how 'different' you're from the other fellas, they will fall for you immediatly.

Not really a good idea. You surely can do that, but in small bits. Dont say immediately that youre a brony or so.

Which leads me to the next point: No decent/intelligent girl will like/understand you if youre a brony. Period.

 

But fully agreed on this one:

1. Dress casual. Girls like 'em good looking guys. Don't go for that 'gansta-styled-style', just be casual. Some jeans, a nice shirt/t-shirt is good.

If youre going for a intelligent and mature girl, DO NOT wear neon colored stuff. Dont wear green/blue/red/whateverish jeans (simple dark blue (or just blue) jeans is the way to go). Dont dress like a swag-faggot, dont wear fucking snapbacks. Dont dress like a faggot with an inferiority complex.

 

Also, some minor stuff from my side (yeah, Im not an expert in this, but still I do know some important stuff)

Dont use AXE deodorants. The smell is too agressive. In general, avoid deodorants, get a decent eau de cologne. Just dont over do it.

Be eloquent. Makes you sound smart, just dont over do it.

Be educated. You dont have to know rocket science but a lot of general knowledge (even if its only a few facts) in a lot of subjects/fields is always nice.

...

(may be cont.)

yeah like ghosty gets laid doing this....

yeah like ghosty gets laid doing this....

 

He probably gets laid a lot more than you do, so your argument is invalid.

>do your hair

You mean emo hair?

Sorry, don't really want to attract lesbian who were fooled ;3

You didn't understand my point, therefore you fail at this task.

 

yeah like ghosty gets laid doing this....

And what gives you the idea that I don't 'get laid doing this' ?

 

And, gotta agree with Sophos and Hank.