quit

 

uhmm, no you didn't.

Yes I did, signed the forms about 6 hours ago actually.

 

Why did you quit?

felt like it.

Playing IW4M at school then getting a slap on the wrist lol.

quit

 

uhmm, no you didn't.

Yes I did, signed the forms about 6 hours ago actually.

 

Why did you quit?

felt like it.

so you basically went "fuck this shit" ?

so you basically went "fuck this shit" ?

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quit

 

uhmm, no you didn't.

Yes I did, signed the forms about 6 hours ago actually.

 

Why did you quit?

felt like it.

The next feeling will be regretfulness.

Correct alternatives:

a) What is the best thing you have done at school?

What was the best thing you did at school?

 

Kay, on-topic now.

 

Quite a good deal of goodies from school, will try remembering a few.

 

1)I've hit my teacher on his belly with a tennis ball at a good 150Km/hr speed. Unintentional, though I did (all the school actually did) hate the prick.

 

2)We had a party at school for half the school-day, after which we were supposed to commence with regular classes. So we (me and my classmates, ofc) took a nicely filled ketchup bottle and gave our classroom tables a nice red spread. Unfortunately, the attempt to skip on the studies for that day didn't quite work, as the principal got involved and we were made to sit and write without tables all the half-day long.

 

3)We were once shifted to a classroom (shifted as in going to stay in that little 6*6 room for a whole year) which we didn't like. Few days later we found that the mysterious, ever-locked door at the back of the class was actually a washroom. Luckily, someone had brought a cricket bat to the class that day. So we appointed guards from our mates at the outgoing door and the rest of us took our turns in smashing the shit out of everything breakable in that washroom, including the sinks, bath tub, water heater, pipes, bulbs, couple of tiles and the commode even, and all this was done while we laughed our asses off. Of course, there was water coming out of everywhere, but we somehow managed to get a hold of the situation, lock the door back and wait for our teacher to come, pretending as if nothing ever happened. It was only months later that they discovered the pitiable condition of that little mysterious room.

 

4) At 6th grade, dad put me in a new school. A month or two into that and I happened to have a fight with the biggest, bulkiest dude in school, who happened to be my classmate too. Not sure how it started, but we were all standing in the class for some reason and he came up to me and bam! surprize slapped me almost in my face with his gigantic hands, while all the girls/boys stared at us. There was a sudden quiet after the slap. Everyone looking at us, and we both looking at each other in the eyes. I had a shocked feeling, and he had the guilty-of-treason look in his eyes. So, I ran towards him (he had taken his distance after slapping me) with a AAAAARRRGGGHHHH voice and pushed him while having my shoulder to his belly. I pushed him further and harder and suddenly *le wild glass breaking sounds are heard*. It was the rail-y glass door to the balcony. Again, principal got involved, shitstorm ensued. They pushed us for a few days to pay the fine for repairing it, but meh, we dodged it a good number of times to be forgotten. :>

 

TL;DR

Hitting teacher, spreading ketchup on class tables, breaking a washroom, pushing the fattest dude on a glass and breaking it.

Triggered the fire alarm on the last day of elementary school...

 

I did this once. Also this one time I walked into my teachers classroom got on her iPhone and dialed 911 and made up a convincing story. The whole school was on lock down for 6 hours. The police were in and out back and forth and our teacher got arrested for falsely calling the cops. It was hilarious.

Apparently I broke a school computer when I was 5-7 (parents told me so). Also, once remember bypassing the school's web protection, then literally everyone used the bypass before they patched it :/

 

I did something similar, I found away to bypass some of the policy that were on our laptops that would deny access to certain programs (such as skype, steam, google chrome) and the Tech supervisors got really pissy at me and made an announcement about the school laptop and what rules they will put in the future. Glad they didn't mention it was me but referred to me as "ambiguous young man".

Triggered the fire alarm on the last day of elementary school...

 

I did this once. Also this one time I walked into my teachers classroom got on her iPhone and dialed 911 and made up a convincing story. The whole school was on lock down for 6 hours. The police were in and out back and forth and our teacher got arrested for falsely calling the cops. It was hilarious.

 

Ahahaha, did they find out it was you later?

Triggered the fire alarm on the last day of elementary school...

 

I did this once. Also this one time I walked into my teachers classroom got on her iPhone and dialed 911 and made up a convincing story. The whole school was on lock down for 6 hours. The police were in and out back and forth and our teacher got arrested for falsely calling the cops. It was hilarious.

 

Ahahaha, did they find out it was you later?

 

NOPE I was only like in 6th grade when I did it. It was scary though because the cops kept looking at me and shit. No one ever knew it was me either.

Crash my schools internet along with getting suspended for a week :3

 

Funny thing, they think getting suspended is a punishment. Lolno.

Ikr. It's a fucking holiday.

 

OT, I've done bad shit, but the best moment has to be when my friend and I were going through every computer trying to get into the password protected bios. He mashed the keyboard, and it was right. We got in. And yes, once we were done we restarted and tried again; it was wrong this time. Note it was a long password too. I never figured out the odds, but it must be incredible.

NOPE I was only like in 6th grade when I did it. It was scary though because the cops kept looking at me and shit. No one ever knew it was me either.

I know that feeling, probably the scariest moment in your life.

Smoking weed with friends in free hours and then sitting in class stoned as fuck...

Drew a giant penis on our suspiciously gay Maths teacher's desk when I was 14, almost got expelled but I regret nothing.

Drew a giant penis on our suspiciously gay Maths teacher's desk when I was 14, almost got expelled but I regret nothing.

 

That reminds me that I drew a huge windmill ( еЌђ ) on my table in 6th grade. I got out of the trouble by saying that I saw it in a movie and had no idea what it means. But I did know

I don't really do bad shit but I don't really do, anything, to be honest. I just go because I have to.

quit

 

uhmm, no you didn't.

Yes I did, signed the forms about 6 hours ago actually.

 

Why did you quit?

felt like it.

The next feeling will be regretfulness.

Nothing but feeling better than ever.

Fought back a bully, thats was bullying me for almost 2 years.

 

How?

Pushes him onto a table (his back hurt), didnt stop me punched him in the face and near the chest about 6 times (he tried to fight back, but his back was still hurting) still didnt stop me, pulled him and threw him to the wall (i think so...or i pulled him towards another kid) then pushed him down, started cussing at him (Hidaaan: Fuck you!! I told u stop doing that!! Go fuck urself u bitch ass motherfuckah!!) yes i really did say that.

 

Teacher was in the class the whole time, took me and the kid to the principal, i kept quiet. The bully started yapping and both of us got a 3 day suspension.

 

#FightBullies #YOLO #Shag4Beiber

Nothing but feeling better than ever.

 

That comes later, obviously.

So, what do you plan to do now? I guess it will be hard to get a decent job for you.

Me and a classmate threw a table and four chairs out of the classroom through the window at the end of elementary. Lulz were had, the professors didn't know it was I.

#1: Making a fermentationbomb which exploded because of the gaspressure. (winter, laid on the warm radiator)

#2: Teacher got a mental breakdown after his girlfriend broke up with him and we bullied him psychological

#3: Teacher cried. psychological stuff

#4: Slept multiple times with a pillow and the teacher softly waked us up.

#5: Our wall of fame. (We just cut them out of the "Heute" newspaper)

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Several teacher saw it.. nothing. The headmaster saw it.. nothing. The dumbest female teacher of all saw it..

I!!!AFKAJHDFASHDALSDJH!!!AJNASDHASJFBASUZDGQWHD!!!iwzdgb>hdc&%!В§/($")($%"(/$%&(%="=$%")В§%!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

:?:

Nothing but feeling better than ever.

 

That comes later, obviously.

So, what do you plan to do now? I guess it will be hard to get a decent job for you.

 

inb4 mooching off government and selling weed

Nothing but feeling better than ever.

 

That comes later, obviously.

So, what do you plan to do now? I guess it will be hard to get a decent job for you.

 

inb4 mooching off government and selling weed

Well, if that makes you happy, why not?

Nothing but feeling better than ever.

 

That comes later, obviously.

So, what do you plan to do now? I guess it will be hard to get a decent job for you.

How so, it wasn't an impulse decision if that's what you think.

Nothing but feeling better than ever.

 

That comes later, obviously.

So, what do you plan to do now? I guess it will be hard to get a decent job for you.

How so, it wasn't an impulse decision if that's what you think.

 

I did think that, but even if you thought this throughoutly, I still think you'll eventually be sorry, when you waste your intelligence on a dead end job. I'd like to be wrong though, so you succeed.