JOKES THREAD AHOY!

Submit your best joke for a chance to win a copy of Crysis 3

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Funny, no ?

Best joke?

Activision.

 

Edit: Got another one!

 

What does a little girl say to his friend?

Nothing, because they're raped and dead.

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In my not so humble opinion, one of my better replies lately.

why did sarah fall off the swing?

-beacuse she had no arms.

 

knock, knock

who's there?

not sarah

A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?"

 

"Five dollars for both of them," the salesman said.

"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man replied sarcastically.

"No, that's the price," the salesman said, "Do you want to buy them or not?"

"Yeah, I'll take them!" the customer responded.

 

He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. "How much?" he asked.

 

"Five dollars for the system," the salesman answered.

"Is it stolen?" the guy asks.

"No," said the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?"

"Sure," the customer replied. He looked around some more.

 

Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. "How much?"

"Five dollars," was the familiar response.

"I'll take that too!" the man said.

 

As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him,

"Why are your prices so cheap?"

 

The salesman said, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.

What he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business!"

What's the favorite game of mexican people?

 

Borderlands

 

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

 

 

 

He was hit by a bus.

What's funnier than bad jokes in this thread?

The fact that the wild herd of monkeys would be better government in Poland than these funny politicians...

What's funnier than bad jokes in this thread?

The fact that the wild herd of monkeys would government in Poland than these funny politicians...

xdxd

What's funnier than bad jokes in this thread?

The fact that the wild herd of monkeys would government in Poland than these funny politicians...

xdxd

*le xd face*

Womens rights.

How do you fuck a 6-year old between her tits?

 

 

Kick in her thorax.

 

The jokes on you, we can get it for free o:

What do you call a thief who lost his car?

Carlos Roberto

1. What the difference between a black person and piece of shit?

The shit eventually turns white and stops stinking

 

2. Whats the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

 

3. Wanna hear the wolds shortest joke?

Womens Rights

 

4. Wanna hear the worlds 2nd shortest joke?

Two women were sitting quietly...

 

5. A father takes his 12 year old daughter to a doctor and says "doctor i need to get some condoms for my daughter". The doctor responds with "Sir are you telling me your 12 year old daughter is sexually active? The father responds saying

"Nah she just lays there like her mother"

 

Hope i win.

The jokes on you, we can get it for free o:

 

SEing still works?

The jokes on you, we can get it for free o:

 

SEing still works?

afaik live-chat got removed D:

A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bar tender says " Hey where'd you get that thing?

The parrot says "In Africa they're all over the place"

Best joke?

a large gaming conglomerate.

 

Edit: Got another one!

 

What does a little girl say to his friend?

Nothing, because they're raped and dead.

 

what.

Best joke?

a large gaming conglomerate.

 

Edit: Got another one!

 

What does a little girl say to his friend?

Nothing, because they're raped and dead.

 

what.

 

He made that mistake due to some peculiarities in the German language ("Mädchen zu seinem / ihrem Freund" ) , i guess. :>

Best joke?

a large gaming conglomerate.

 

Edit: Got another one!

 

What does a little girl say to his friend?

Nothing, because they're raped and dead.

 

what.

 

He made that mistake due to some peculiarities in the German language ("Mädchen zu seinem / ihrem Freund" ) , i guess. :>

No, just being retarded as usual - I'm aware of my mistake .-.

The jokes on you, we can get it for free o:

 

SEing still works?

afaik live-chat got removed D:

 

Than how? I'm a bit tight with my budget (well, atleast untill monday as my birthday is then), and I'd like Crysis 3

how long does it take for a nigger to carry a garbage to a bin?

 

9 months

 

Why did Tina drop the plate ?

 

Her hands were chopped off.